Ron Weasley

A girl sitting on a boy's head screaming BLOODY HELL, while on her period. Thus making their hair red like RON WEASLEY.

Since it's that time of the month, I think I might try the Ron Weasley with my boyfriend.

by Trexlex March 21, 2012

Weasel

a small, annoying, person who dyes thier fringe blue and thinks thier clever! NOT! Also they think they're cool and good at everything.

Josh moran is a weasel

by Dave davisson February 20, 2008

weasel piss

weasel piss to mean the bottom of a drink by which people say is mostly spit.

ex. 1

Dude: "Yo man, you wanna finish this?"

Man: "Nah dude, I don't want your weasel piss."

ex. 2

Dude: "Hey, there's a little left in here."

Bro: "That's all weasel piss."

by Sittin' Easy March 29, 2009

Wasel

A male who possesses a small penis that is stunted in growth and therefore is inadequately equipped for sexual relations. Due to their inadequacy, most wasels give up on life in general, retreating to a cold dark cave to live their life as a wasel- hermit. Studies have shown that 100% of females prefer males who are non-wasels.

"Bob was use to living life as a loner, exiled from society and rejected by women. Why, you ask? Because he's a wasel."

Female 1: "How did you get so good at pretending?"
Female 2: "My husband is a wasel."

by Nut_Job_ January 22, 2015

penis weasel

fun word to say when high. another word for dickhead or fag etc.

peter stop being such a goddam penis weasel

by sam and nicole May 24, 2008

Penis Weasel

One who, by acting like a dick, ferrets out the existence of dicks around him.

That Penis Weasel was awesome. Without him we never would have known Terik was a dick.

by Aberrant Stampede May 3, 2011

weasel

The act of using a one hitter as a roach clip to hold the end of a roach.

Dude lets weasel that shit.

by Dr. Wez September 8, 2009