Windsor Wash

When a spoon isn't at hand, one must finger wet wipes and dip finger into peanut butter. He/She must then proceed to slurp pb off of finger.

guy1: dude! We don't have any spoons. Windsor Wash it!
guy2: *cheaahh brooo*

by first nigga November 4, 2014

Jet Washed the Soffit Boards

When you got that gravity defying liquid diarrhoea that gets under the lip of the bowl.

Send Chloe the shop for some bleach as I've just jet washed the soffit boards!

by Albionest July 13, 2025

Washing the dog

Washing the dog is a euphemism for when you do something every day that you don’t want to do, but you do because you know it’s the right/responsible thing to do.

I really don’t want to go to work today, it’s like washing the dog to me

by anonymous June 28, 2022

Whopper wash

When somone washes your sweaty balls

Damn you owe me a whopper wash you dirty bitch

by Ajx20 April 9, 2021

Sane Washing

what New York Times does when it gets hold of an insane Trump soundbyte

Coined on Twitter by Aaron Rupar, Sane Washing happens when Casino Mobster Donald Trump speaks his usual nonsensical word salad and then "paper of record" New York Times cleans it up like a dirty vegetable and serves it up to readers as cogent thought.

by Uncle Joosie September 5, 2024

Washing-machine mouth

Someone with a large, often slobbery tongue. When you kiss them, it’s a bit like being dragged through a sheep dip.

Coined by Justine Frischmann (Former lead singer of Elastica) quoted by Graham Coxon (Lead guitarist and secondary vocalist of Blur) on ‘kissing men’ -The Face 1995

To quote Graham quoting Justine, “he’s a washing-machine mouth. He’s got a very large tongue, you see, and I haven’t.”

by L1ttl3L4mb July 19, 2024

car wash

When your loved one gives you a wet, sloppy zerbert and then blows it dry with a steady stream of breath.

Jeff gave me a car wash this morning as he was walking out the door.

by MoxieB May 3, 2009