wanking for a spanking

1. It's a very sad and sorry situation, scenario and practice by some realty sick boys. Ninny boys who are into S & M are jacking off while reading those 'mash notes' from their dominator bitches and get turned on while thinking about the 'discipline' they'll get next time they meet their favorite whore, they are wanking while thinking about the spankings they are gonna get.

2. When somebody is being a glutton for punishment. Kind of like 'cruising for a bruising'. ASKING for trouble.

1. Donald Treason tRump has shown the world in so many ways what an SMF he is. He talks incestuous lust about his daughter and there are pictures of the two together that would make a dog upchuck. He rapes, and has been convicted of it. He talks pervert trash ('the younger, the better'). He brags about 'grabbing em by the pussy'. He is an egotistical Caligula by every definition and description of that grossly deviant Roman emperor. And the stripper whore Stormy Daniels spilled the beans on '60 Minutes' about swatting his ass. il Douche Donald is a spankee boy. Shiiiiiiii-yiiiiiiiiitttttt, he's wanking for a spanking! DAMN!!!

2. Jeffrey is reading those stupid BDSM books and watching that Rihanna video again, he's wanking for a spanking!

3. Rikki is being a spoiled diva prima donna again. She's just wanking for a spanking to put her in her place! She's a big disgrace.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 22, 2023

Walkington

When an average walk slowly turns into a long, adventurous journey that can spawn a Side Quest. Usually a Walkington is done by a group of at least 5 people.

Tom: Man, I thought we were just walking to get some Waffle House
John: Naw man, it’s chill, it’s just a little Walkington

by DannyIsOnTop December 28, 2023

Walking maxtrax

A person who uses their legs to recover vehicles during four wheel driving instead of their brain

“Hey retard come stick your ‘walking maxtrax’ legs under this wheel so we can get out”

by Bopbusbumbudddies December 31, 2023

Wachingus

Same meaning as waziingus, but even more wazingus (more amazing)

Person 1: you are my wachingus
Person 2: I love you

by smoker is hot January 8, 2024

walking nike

someone who wears strictly nike clothes, shoes, etc and ONLY nike

bro your a walking nike, ever heard of adidas or puma

by the rizz god January 20, 2024

Walking Penis

A penis that walks with it's balls. What else duh

"Look at that walking penis over there. Look, he's now riding a bike! He's coming towards us and...Oh, wait, that isn't a penis, that's Donald Trump. Woops, they just look very similar"

by StarSoupMan January 24, 2024

Waacking

A gay dance form used to express love between gay partners

Vekvi and Suman dancing on the roads of najafgarh with their sick waacking moves thereby awakening a dead LGBTQ culture in the heart of West Delhi.

by ashishgour January 30, 2024