Awful Valley, CA

A place in the Mojave Desert of Southern California near Victorville (Latitude 34.5008 and longitude -117.1859). A rogue police department who do the bidding of the always reelected Awful Valley Town Council and the current mayor; this police department harasses one Disabled Veteran with surveillance vehicles, undercovers, paid snitches in his own family, and paid snitches as neighbors. They like to hide as "Awful Valley Police" but are really "San Bernardino County Sheriffs." One of the main sources of income are the 8-12 drones they fly at night to bust people when they don't know they are being watched. The Town keeps approving new businesses to be built that will fail; this town is littered with empty warehouses and stores, but why move into those when there is so much land to build on? These empty buildings are often filled with evangelical churches, sometimes with one new church across from another. Then, these corrupt churches snag the hopeless and helpless to do their bidding for their church, like work for free. If you value personal freedoms and a steady income, don't move here.

When I put in a missing person's report on my now deceased Wife (date of death, 9/9/20), in Awful Valley, CA, the attending Awful Valley Sheriff/San Bernardino County Sheriff said, "call us if she shows up;" yet, they did not notify me with a visit, or a phone call, instead I received a letter from the Sheriff/Coroner a week and a day later.

by featheredserpent March 31, 2025

valley-gurl volley

when two people, usually significant others, go back and forth saying a repeated phrase in a valley girl style voice.

girl: hey boi

boy: hey gurl

g:hey boi

b:hey gurl

everyone else in the room: will you shut up?

this is a valley-gurl volley

by honeybee62966 January 17, 2013

The Valley Taco

The act of fucking a girl in her ass while she then shits on you as you procede to fuck her in her vagina.

RJ: Man last night me and Alexis tried out The Valley Taco. ;)
Pablo: Damn!!! You lucky S.O.B :)

by MrNiggaArches August 18, 2011

Happy Valley

When a group of pedophiles circlejerks onto a child.

Penn State wants to trademark the term Happy Valley for obvious reasons.

by The Snagajob January 2, 2019

Napa Valley Style

The act of using an elongated toilet to go to the bathroom, either via sitting or standing, where the elongated portion of the toilet oval opening is longest left to right, and shortest between near and far. This is usually done because of the opulence of this particular relief configuration. Also, a seated version could be referred to as "Side-Saddle."

I am not some sort of peasant! I am going to use this urine receptacle Napa Valley Style like any true member of class! Now fetch me some decorative towels to wipe my genitals on.

by MattyOnIce February 19, 2021

valley talk

When you talk to someone privately about sexual things, also touching their private body parts.

Tonight let's valley talk.

by Ortance ivy September 12, 2016

Valley Girl

Any Pussy-Licking Lesbian.

.Lisa is a Valley Girl. She only goes down on girls.

by sillywilly7 September 1, 2021