ur like a brother to me

well ur fucked then..

foreal

Me: hey.. ily
crush: sorry but ur like a brother to me
Me: oh.

by pls help i got rejected August 12, 2019

ur cat has diabetes

most unforgivable sin to say, but at the same time you gain the power of god and the devil combined. worse than "ur mum gay" "ur dad lesbian" "ur granny tranny" "ur grandpap a trap" and "ur sister a mister" combined, only use if your a dick.

son 1: ur mum gay

son 2: ur dad lesbian

dad 1: ur granny tranny

dad 2: ur grandpap a trap

god: ur sister a mister

that random neighbor: hi there

that random neighbor: ur cat has diabetes

dad 2: you di-

everything becomes nothing

by that the cat March 19, 2018

Kiss ur crush day

July 6th u can kiss ur crush without being afraid to

Jade: Josh can we kiss?
Josh: why Jade
Jade: cuz it's July 6th, kiss ur crush day 🥺

by Julliana July 6, 2020

Ur sister a mister

You do not want anyone to say this to you. This is the best roast in the entirety of all roasts. Worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny a tranny and ur grandpap a trap combined.

Lobster: Yo ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian.
Egg: No u.
Lobster: No u x3.
Egg: *OOF* Well ur sister a mister.
Lobster: *gets engulfed by the sun and dies*

by eat_my_lasgagne_bitch69 March 18, 2018

Who pissed in ur cereal

When some one is being a bitch or a Prick you say that!

Who the hell pissed in ur cereal

by Mouse December 3, 2003

Ur godfather a dog fucker

This insult dwarfs ur granny tranny, ur dad lesbian and ur mom gay. This insult can end someone’s life just by saying it

Peter: “Carl, ur mum gay, ur dad lesbian and ur granny tranny.”
Carl: “ur godfather a dog fucker”
Peter: *dies*

by Paulffaaggoooott515 March 13, 2018

ur mom triple gay

The one phrase that will end any argument, making the user of the phrase immediately win the argument. The phrase is extremely overpowered and nobody shall be allowed to say the phrase.

Tom: "HEY FRANK YOU SUCK ASS"
Frank: "don't make me end yourself"
Tom: "DO IT YOU WONT NO BALLS XD"
Frank: "ur mom triple gay"
Tom: *instantly becomes engulfed in flames, dies, and is sent to hell*
Frank: gottem

by CantThinkOfAUsername July 26, 2018