Budgie Turd

A person who's a total asshole or someone ignorant who behaves inappropriately.

Also Budgy Turd
"I fucking hate gays! They really make me sick!"
"Oh shut up you big pile of budgie turd!"
by Danaomine May 28, 2012
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[Turd sandwich]

Something in a deceptively inviting packaging that on closer inspection sickens you.
Oh man, this radio station blows! They play the intro of every good song then they proceed to play some shitty generic rock no-one would've tuned in for. This is Radio Turd Sandwich.
by Ikeaboy January 21, 2015
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Tic Turd

A lying, cheating, selfish little boy who thinks there turds don't stink.
by WOW Inc. April 21, 2019
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Turd Sprocket

It can be used as homosexual diss towards your freinds.
A combination george jetson's sprockets and a piece of poop.
you're such a turd sprocket dude! or you love eating turd sprockets from him or her. lol
by ya b0y kiZz December 14, 2007
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British Turd

1. A person who lived in England for a short time but still uses a British accent.
2. A guy who thinks he knows everything about soccer just because he spent time in England or the U.K.
That guy is such a British Turd. He grew up in Buffalo, lived the the UK for three years, yet still pretends to have a British accent.

The British Turd says "it will be a lovely day on the pitch." He roots for ManU. He lived in England for a couple of years yet he thinks he knows everything about soccer.
by Swampydawg February 07, 2014
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Turd-boiler

Turd-boiler refers to a car that is of advanced age and runs like shit. It doesn't run smoothly, hiccupping along and spewing clouds of noxious fumes as it labors along. Also, it is an embarrassment to be seen in, either owning it or riding in it.
Dude, did you the car Dave was driving, that thing is a turd-boiler?!!
by Dr shammy December 24, 2018
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Turd Hurdle

Anything in ones way along the most direct path between your current location and the nearest toilet when arriving at the privy is a very "time sensitive affair". These obstacles should be lept over with haste and zeal proportional to how severe a turtle head is in progress.
"Dude, Jibba gambled with some Taco Bell and lost, he stiff legged it all the way to his front door, he opened it up and his dog rushed him, his girlfriend started in on him, and his cell phone rang simultaneously. He proved he has mastered the art of the turd hurdle."
by Mr. Blobfish August 07, 2016
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