Turd Hurdle

Anything in ones way along the most direct path between your current location and the nearest toilet when arriving at the privy is a very "time sensitive affair". These obstacles should be lept over with haste and zeal proportional to how severe a turtle head is in progress.

"Dude, Jibba gambled with some Taco Bell and lost, he stiff legged it all the way to his front door, he opened it up and his dog rushed him, his girlfriend started in on him, and his cell phone rang simultaneously. He proved he has mastered the art of the turd hurdle."

by Mr. Blobfish August 6, 2016

camo-turd

A shat that is multiple shades of brown, usually embedded in the same gnarly turd. Not to be confused withpoopinashit.
It's the product of eating chinese food, thai food, mexican food, and pizza within a 24 hr. period.

Fella: "Yo, G-Dawg, I think I just joined the armed forces!"

G-Dawg: "Sup, You shit a camo-turd?"

Fella: "Yeah mane, howd you know?"

G-Dawg: "Cause we ate the same thing today, fella."

by rubtwostix February 14, 2012

Turf Turd

When your going for a walk and all of a sudden have to do a number 2 .. so you do it on someone's lawn.

I went to go to my friends last night and had to take a turf turd.

by Triple Trolls July 14, 2017

Turd-boiler

Turd-boiler refers to a car that is of advanced age and runs like shit. It doesn't run smoothly, hiccupping along and spewing clouds of noxious fumes as it labors along. Also, it is an embarrassment to be seen in, either owning it or riding in it.

Dude, did you the car Dave was driving, that thing is a turd-boiler?!!

by Dr shammy December 24, 2018

Turd Crustys

Its when a guy has sex with a girl analy and he puts the poopy penis in her mouth and she spits it into his mouth and he spits it back into her mouth

Man #1: Yo i gave my grandma some turd crustys last night!

Man #2: Really? how did it taste?

Man #1: How do you think it taste? It taste like a turd being spit into my mouth

by EpicProdigyC October 27, 2011

spec-turd

A person who is not "in-the-know" or lacks knowledge about the technical specifications (specs) of any particular electronic device or computer programming.

Wally: Say I just bought that Samsung Blu-ray player for $399, it's the cheapset I've seen so far.

Chuck: Your such a "spec-turd" Wally, that Sammy lacks the latest interactive features and is not technically up to spec. Why do you think it went on sale for? They want to get rid of them.

by Big Gabe January 4, 2008

Pinocchio Turds

When shit gets real.

Pinocchio was "fake" (a puppet) but became a real boy.

Columbine was straight Pinocchio Turds, man

by 3b0nk4 March 30, 2011