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Tony Science

A humorous term used during nights out to describe the often surprisingly effective, improvised problem-solving or decision-making approach of someone named Tony. When a tricky or chaotic situation arises—whether it's navigating a club queue, resolving a group disagreement, or figuring out how to get everyone home—Tony's solution, no matter how unconventional, is dubbed Tony Science due to its uncanny success. This is not to be confused with Nick Science, which refers to similarly attempted solutions by Nick, usually resulting in more chaos or poor outcomes.

A definition made in honour of his wedding day
What is Tony Science?
The best science, it will definitely work

"A humorous term used during nights out to describe the often surprisingly effective, improvised problem-solving or decision-making approach of someone named Tony. When a tricky or chaotic situation arises—whether it's navigating a club queue, resolving a group disagreement, or figuring out how to get everyone home—Tony's solution, no matter how unconventional, is dubbed Tony Science due to its uncanny success. This is not to be confused with Nick Science, which refers to similarly attempted solutions by Nick, usually resulting in more chaos or poor outcomes.

A definition made in honour of his wedding day"
by Sparrow 10/05/2025 May 8, 2025
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Toni

Best, coolest, samartest and most beautiful person. He loves basketball, music, and follows nba like it's his religion,
Competitive and creative, every single girl has a crush on him, hot af. Respectful.
And his love is always girls whose names begin with C,T,S and end with E,A,Y.
"Hot?, you mean Toni?"
"Who is that guy?, he didn't miss a single basket since he ebtered this game, yeah, that's toni!"
"Look how lucky she is, she's with toni"
by Twslly November 23, 2021
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Toni

A perfect, wonderful, intelligent, crazy, STUPID, funny, amazing, sweet, charming, attractive, loving, kind friend. She is a erotikbombe
She is so Toni
by carizka January 3, 2017
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Tony

Has a B.A.D. (Big Ass Dick). Fucks a lot of girls and has a lot of swag. Fun to be with and always shows a good time hahah. Ladies refer to him as the best of their life and really cool.
Damn, Tony can I slob on your knob?
Tony is 88 percent Italian and 12 inches black.
by pimpdaddydilf69 March 1, 2018
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Tony Deep

When a female is icked by a man due to them being too deep
What don't you want to see me again!? Was I too Tony?
He was too Tony deep for me
by TonyDee August 26, 2023
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Tony

A KOOL GUY THAT FACETIMES YOU AT 4 I’m the morning
Her: uhhhhh

Tony: chyo
by Tony dotarachi June 9, 2018
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Tracksuit Toni

A Raiders Fan that wears a tracksuit to tailgate.
RoDger- “hey tracksuit Toni throw me a Modelo!”
Tracksuit Toni- “I got you FOO! Hey foo, you also want some verga?”
RoDger-“no thanks I’m really hungry and that little thing is snack size”
Tracksuit Toni-“f u puto!”
by Potato nutsack July 4, 2024
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