plenty of fish

A space time continuum where fat and sad girls alike congregate to find mates, sex, and targets for mental abuse and extreme friends zoning is also a spot where deceiving girls take side profile pictures in a filthy mirror to throw you off and fool yous into thinking that grease spot in the mirror is extra tit do not make this mistake

Hey dude I been using plenty of fish!
Dude bro, John. Its plenty of whales. Every girl I met had "trust issues"

by tommybatts February 18, 2015

Fish Tank

The female equivalent of a "Sausage Fest." A room, place, or situation, filled with all girls, and little to no guys.

This party is such a fish tank, I wish there were more dudes here.

by JAHSIB February 06, 2012

Dick Fishing

Act of laying down in a park,forest, library, or other public location and covering oneself completely with leaves, except one keeps their penis sticking out of the top. Sometimes it is necessary to tie a string to the end of said penis and give it slight tugs for movement in combination with slight noises to arouse curiosity of the prey.

Cameron's favorite past time is dick fishing in the public library's kid section on early out Wednesdays.

by Trogdor5005 November 16, 2011

fish paste

a girls fishy smelling cuche squrting in ur face.

dude she just fish pasted me hard.

by fickleniger May 13, 2008

retard fish

A slang term coined by a group of biology students in the Bahamas, used in place of "stupid", "idiot", "ignorant", or simply "retard". Also, "fuckin' idiot" or (fuckin')"bastard".
Can also be utilized as a form of endearment, in lieu of "silly".

Hayden is such a retard fish, I mean, I can't believe he actually pronounced 'egregious' incorrectly.

Or:
Bush stole money from small, sickly children- what a retard fish!

Or:
Emily, you're such a spazz- silly retard fish! :)

by P-Unit, Jass, Puff November 01, 2007

kill a fish

to evacuate one's bowels (i.e. to take a shit ) esp. when one expects it will be particularly foul.

Sam: I need to go kill a fish.
Cam: Huh?
Sam: You know, drop the kids off at the pool, feed the alligators, give birth to a new politician?
Cam: take a shit?
Sam: Isn't that what I said?

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 12, 2008

fish on the line

customer, sucker, patron (in business)

dave told me he was going to leave for the day, but hes' got a fish on the line

by michael foolsley November 26, 2009