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Spider Orgy

Last night Tom Sam Athan And Sierra Had a spider orgy
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spider spinner

A spider spinner is a 12 sided 12 inch dildo that lights up and changes colors from red to blue to green to purple to black to orange,the spider spinner is usually covered in semen from adult penguins and other species of birds,the reason most people don't buy spider spinners is because ,it makes your pussy green and wide ,so then it looks like a Rick and morty portal , and if you go in the portal it takes you to a down town hood where there's prostitutes instead of police and have bags of cocaine in the candy stores,the only way to get back out of the Rick and morty portal it to find a fat ass penguin with a big sock and jump in side his ass hole.....and that's a ,spider spinner
by The masts definer January 28, 2018
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Crack Spider

A male spider who thinks building webs is for “suckas” causing him to kill a female orb weaver to claim her web as his own.
Nice web Mr. Crack Spider
by Cactifreezus January 1, 2023
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Spider Juice

Noun
A 'North-Coast Emo Core' band that transcend reality and bend space and time. They like the colour green and are very spooky but in a cool Beetlejuice type way (however their name is unrelated to this franchise, the origin of it is in fact only known to 6 people worldwide).

Spider Juice is also a dark coloured cocktail comprised of; Cola, Grenadine, Amaretto and Dark Rum. Usually served with a novelty plastic spider or paper umbrella.
"YO... you're the guitar player from Spider Juice!? I follow @spiderjuiceband on Instagram and have to admit I am surprised to see you here on this bench. Sorry, 'Spider-Juice', I forgot about the hyphen."
by PeterTheHorseIsHere February 11, 2023
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Vagina spiders

invasive Spiders that dwell in the vagina
by Budgingjaguar72 October 3, 2023
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Spider Man!!

A "Spider Man!!" is when you are having sex with someone, doggy style. When you're about to cum, pull out and cum into your hand, and then when your partner turns around, you shout "Spider Man!!" and then fling your cum into their face.
Partner: "My boyfriend hit me with a "Spider Man!!" last night! I had no idea! How could I have not seen that coming?"

Man: "Yeah, I hit them with my new technique... THE "Spiderman!!"

Man's "friend": " Who are you?"
by Friendly neighborhood Faggot September 2, 2022
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Covered in Spiders, Man

AUGGGGHH! This completely original superhero is overrun with spiders! Action figure is 3.75 inches tall.

Spiders, Man figure may vary. Limit one per customer (if you buy more than one your order will be canceled).
Obvious Plant: Covered in Spiders, Man Is action figure spiders all over it

Obvious Plant
by Your bob September 1, 2022
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