I smell bacon...

a saying from funnyjunk to identify felllow Junkies in real life. When you suspect someone is a Junkie, but your not sure, you would say "i smell bacon..." if they say "with or without wings?" you fist bump and become friends.
"...and i was all like FUCK YEA" bragged kim.
"I smell bacon..." you reply
"With or without wings?"

*fist bump*
by funnyjunkie May 19, 2010
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bacon fries

thiz iz uzed by niggaz lyk me, it meanz anodda niggaz ugly face or nasty face. u say it 2 people wen dey are all up in ur grill.
yo , u betta get ya bacon fries outa my sight befo i kill all u an u lil shit homeboyz .. be easy ight ??

Get yo bacon fries away from muh face before i bayshunt
by Paulson Baby August 30, 2003
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Bacon Game

A game
RULES:
Poke someone
Hold out your hand
Say "bacon"
If they slap your hand before you move away, they win
If they don't, you win
Me- *poke* *holds out hand* BACON!!!
You- *tries to slap my hand*
Me- *moves hand*
You- Crap!
Me- HAHA I WIN! IN YOUR FACE SUCKA'!!! I just beat you at the Bacon Game!!!
by -insert_name_here- January 30, 2012
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Make the bacon

Make the bacon, bitch.

See similar Making bacon and Make bacon
by CerebralStud January 21, 2012
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bacon-up that ass

how to tell a girl her ass is too small, flat or boney.

by Phluffhead October 25, 2005
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lick the bacon strip

To perform oral sex on your gals fajita
ummmmmm come over here lou, that bacon your sizzling looks mighty juicy, i might have to cum and give it a good licken!!!!!

Wooooooooohh thats some juicy bacon hunny!
by M.D.L (Muff Diving Lord) May 14, 2004
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Uncle Bacon Face

The term for the owner of a really fugly blemish covered face. Said face also contains horse-like features and a subtle smell of a low quality diner/breakfast buffet.
Co-Worker #1 : Hey, let's call that chick Uncle Bacon Face because she has zits and horse-like features.

Co-Worker #2 : That sounds like a swell idea and I am sure we're not going to hell at all for it!

Co-Worker #1 : Of course not!
by mateo goddardo May 14, 2008
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