Windows 2000

Windows 2000

The windows operating system with THE MOST .exe program crashes. Even Windows 3.1 never crashed this much. And its not my computer either. Brand spankin new top of the line computers crash like this with Windows 2000 installed.

Maybe Windows 2000 Pro is the problem.
Windows 2000 is slow and crashes a lot.

Source: 106, Mar 11, 2005
by 106 March 12, 2005
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windows media player

Worthless music player because of its useless library (iTunes is better) and crappy sound quality (musicmatch jukebox is better. Uttely worthless media guide (Realone is better). Only good for watching porn, and you can do that on Real or WinDVD. It's the prettiest media player
WMP sucks, but on the bright side...it has um.....pretty skins and visualizers.... oh! It burns pretty well too...thats pretty much it.
by ManoftheDiaspora July 28, 2005
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Microsuck Windows Crap

#1 Hey dude, is your copy of Microsuck Windows Crap acting up again?
#2 Yeah, this OS really sucks. A lot.
#1 You need to get Ubuntu or a Mac or something. That's the 7th time today!
by Mr. Pseudonym22 March 05, 2011
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Window Licker

Noun: Derogatory term used to describe a mentally disabled person or more typically a Dublin Bird, particularly from Swords....and whose initials are EM.
Kieran’s Buddy: Come here, will you look at the cut of that bird down the back of that bus, missing half her teeth and dribbling all over herself? What a window licker.
Kieran: Ya, She’s from Swords and her names Ellan Marry!
Kieran’s Buddy: Makes sense I suppose....WINDOW LICKERRR
Kieran: Word to your mother
by KierBooo January 04, 2014
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Japanese Window-Painting

The act of spreading plastic wrap over one's mouth and having a person fecalate into the covered mouth.
My girlfriend and I practiced Japanese Window-Painting last night, where she dropped a load within my mouth, covered by protective plastic wrap.
by WhoElseButI November 04, 2010
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Windows Phone 7

A phone that is not able to copy and paste, multitask, mount SDCards or offer any popular applications. Microsoft's failed attempt to make a phone.
I heard a Microsoft Employee tell me how cool his new Windows Phone 7 is. I asked him if he could multitask applications like Pandora and browse his e-mail at the same time. He said no. I asked him if popular apps like Angry Birds were available for it. He said no. I asked him if he could add and remove an SDCard from the device. He said "Only if I want to Brick the Phone". It's a real game changer!
by Microsoft Zombie June 28, 2011
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