by Erb Toh June 11, 2020
Get the Unicorn ridemug. Horses with a horn on their head which are often seen in fictional stories.
They only let pure maidens ride them.
This leads to their other name "horny horses with a virgin fetisch"
They only let pure maidens ride them.
This leads to their other name "horny horses with a virgin fetisch"
Girl: I want to see a Unicorn
Unicorn:
*mouth watchers at the thought of a little girl riding it*
Come over here you can ride me all night
Unicorn:
*mouth watchers at the thought of a little girl riding it*
Come over here you can ride me all night
by Fredzillian November 20, 2019
Get the Unicornmug. A dorky unattractive man with a huge package, that pulls really hot girls. Almost as if he is a magestic creature.
by Yeagfy May 24, 2018
Get the Unicornmug. States that light bends around unicorns, and that light was created form them. the colors that you see right now were created by a unicorn. colors are one of the many things that unicorns have created such as bacon, Nutella, double rainbows, and nun-chuck wielding cats wearing bandannas.
Example:
Person 1: dude, have you ever wondered what made the colors?
Person 2: Go...
Person 3: no because I am well versed in unicornal philosophy, you should know this I was a unicornal philosophy major in college. unicorns created light. isn`t obvious. the unicorn light principle explains it very well.
Person 2: what the actual fuck are you talking about?!?!
Person 3: STFU! im a unicornal philosophy major! what the fuck are you!
Person 2: a christa...
Person 3: that`s what I thought; FUCKING atheist!
Person 1: dude, have you ever wondered what made the colors?
Person 2: Go...
Person 3: no because I am well versed in unicornal philosophy, you should know this I was a unicornal philosophy major in college. unicorns created light. isn`t obvious. the unicorn light principle explains it very well.
Person 2: what the actual fuck are you talking about?!?!
Person 3: STFU! im a unicornal philosophy major! what the fuck are you!
Person 2: a christa...
Person 3: that`s what I thought; FUCKING atheist!
by Unicorn_Philosopher1202 October 21, 2013
Get the the unicorn light principlemug. Unicorn is me. To be a Unicorn, you can’t just play one position. Like you gotta be position less. If you gonna be a Unicorn, you gotta do everything on the court. Not just one thing, you feel me.
“You a Unicorn? Damn that’s tough”
by Sharbae123 June 21, 2020
Get the Unicornmug. by Anonima999 April 17, 2017
Get the Unicornmug. A person who identifys as a unicorn but also doubbles as portable medic. Medical advice may or may not contain glitter (*will contain glitter*). Safety unicorns are especially rare but essential to the enjoyment of any Australian doof.
by TiggyMima September 10, 2016
Get the safety unicornmug.