A dismissive phrase invented as a lazy insult toward women with septum rings. It’s most often used when the person insulting can’t actually respond to what a woman with a septum piercing is saying — so instead of addressing her point, they reduce her to her jewelry.
It’s not really a “theory” at all — it’s a cop-out comeback.
People lean on “Septum Theory” when they’re out of arguments, turning someone’s appearance into the debate itself.
It’s not really a “theory” at all — it’s a cop-out comeback.
People lean on “Septum Theory” when they’re out of arguments, turning someone’s appearance into the debate itself.
Her: “That’s actually factually incorrect, here’s the source.”
Him: “Uhh… Septum Theory.”
Translation: “I don’t have a real argument, so I’ll just insult your piercing.”
Her: Says anything that goes against men in general
Him: Septum theory strikes again.
Translation: I have no argument.
Aka "Septum Theory" Theory. The theory that men will find anything they can to try an degrade a woman, logical or not.
Him: “Uhh… Septum Theory.”
Translation: “I don’t have a real argument, so I’ll just insult your piercing.”
Her: Says anything that goes against men in general
Him: Septum theory strikes again.
Translation: I have no argument.
Aka "Septum Theory" Theory. The theory that men will find anything they can to try an degrade a woman, logical or not.
by txxxxx September 23, 2025
Get the "Septum Theory" Theorymug. Um... Miss Tillman.
Paul Young's been missing for a couple of days. Have you seen him?
Why ask me?
I saw him leave a box on your doorstep.
And I've seen Zach over here.
If I did know where Mr. Young was, why would I tell you?
Look, the police think I killed your sister and I'm sure you do too. But I had nothing to do with it.
And you think Paul Young did.
Well... No, that's not what I was saying.
You gotta admit, it's a neat theory.
Paul Young's been missing for a couple of days. Have you seen him?
Why ask me?
I saw him leave a box on your doorstep.
And I've seen Zach over here.
If I did know where Mr. Young was, why would I tell you?
Look, the police think I killed your sister and I'm sure you do too. But I had nothing to do with it.
And you think Paul Young did.
Well... No, that's not what I was saying.
You gotta admit, it's a neat theory.
by weeknew September 13, 2018
Get the neat theorymug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025
Get the The Theory Is To Adjust The Parameters On Everything One Does For Pacifismmug. A theory that is testable and/or observable, and the conclusion to the results and/or observations must follow the rules of logic.
by ItachiUchiha360 April 17, 2015
Get the proven-theorymug. by Shakespere4Real July 25, 2025
Get the Wii Theorymug. Ria : i love biriyani
Salman : ew I hate it
Ria : biryani theory Fr
Salman: wat that
Ria: The biriyani theory is the olive theory but for Indians
Salman : ew I hate it
Ria : biryani theory Fr
Salman: wat that
Ria: The biriyani theory is the olive theory but for Indians
by Swagking26172 June 26, 2023
Get the biriyani theorymug. The theory that you can fix an instrument even though you have no tools and no experience what so ever. Never successful. But you tried man
Saxophone: He thinks he can fix it but he truly can't we call it the Venrick Theory.
Saxophone Senior: Never let him touch your instrument for any reason what so ever
saxophone Freshman: Don't even let him look at it.
Saxophone Senior: Never let him touch your instrument for any reason what so ever
saxophone Freshman: Don't even let him look at it.
by TheGermanSaxophone November 21, 2017
Get the The Venrick Theorymug.