Swamp donkey

A shit so big it pokes out of the water. When you try to flush it’s too big and it won’t go down.

Hey Jim!
Yeah buddy what’s up?
Last night I took a shit so big. It wouldn’t flush and it was poking out if the water!!
Well bro, looks like you dropped a swamp donkey.

by [e-mail] November 16, 2018

Swamp fingers

When u been fingering a girl so long that ur fingers go wrinkly. Like when ur in the bath to long

Boy: I was at Jenny's house last night got mad swamp fingers

by Suck my nan July 24, 2017

swamp donkey

Lower than a cunt..

Your a swamp donkey slut...

by SIXTYSIXTYNINE August 8, 2017

swamp lurker

A foul smelling yellow eyed creature from the back alleys of Detroit that comes out at night to gather your belongings while you sleep in order to fulfill his crack motivating mission.

Damn that swamp lurker bastard from the alley two streets down stole all my shit out of the garage last night.

by King Smidi August 26, 2017

Swamp Doggy

Southern for Alligator

"Keep yer cat inside, dat der ol' swamp doggy gunna eat it"

by creekwater jones October 10, 2018

Swamp donkey

*A very hairy woman.

*Mostly found in the Pacific north west and the Galapagos Islands.

*First discovery made in Shasta County.

Bro, I got laid last night. But she was a total swamp donkey.

by Polarbear667 October 14, 2018

Swamp Viper

The status of the penile member of a man after engaging in raunchy, filthy, nasty sex. Sleeping in the marinade, and not washing the next day.

Man: "Ah man I've got such a swamp viper right now. I haven't showered in a day and banged a lot lizard for six hours."
Priest: "same"

by Jimmy big nuts February 27, 2019