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Defuncted land

Any old.abandoned site. To include amusement parks.abandoned malls
In some cases even entire neighborhoods. Times beach.mo. would be an example of this.
I went to the abandoned rock a holla water park in newberry springs (ca) definitely defuncted land!
by 4realazitgits March 4, 2021
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klan Land

Klan Land - Formerly known as the United States of America!that is run by the (future) corrupt white supremacist permanent president Donald J. Trump! A 6 to 3 consevative rubber stamp supreme court. Where rednecks from the South have free reign to rome the land with AR15's and kill, oppress, and denigrate any non white community with impunity with no consequenses!
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Damn! Trump is now president forever! Time to get your AK 47's ready for this is now a Trump Klan Land
by supergflexxx October 1, 2020
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Fastest Land Animal

A Cheetah (cheat-ah/cheater)
Guy 1: Hey dude where's your girl friend?
Guy 2: we broke up, I slept with another girl.
Guy 1: woah Your the fastest land animal
by Losahighus August 10, 2019
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despacito land

Despacito land is another name for meh-he-co otherwise known to the uncultured part of society as Mexico. It is derived from the Despacito meme and is a great place with great people.
(Bro 1)Hey bro wanna take a trip down to despacito land, I heard weed is super cheap there.
(bro 2) bro where is that at?

(Bro 1) man its in meh-he-co bro.
(Bro 2) viva la despacito land!
by Ya_man_samo July 12, 2018
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mina land

A show made by purplebeakz
Mina land is a great show!
by Urbanchippy April 29, 2025
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Not landing on the same rock

When you're just not on the same wavelength or the same thought pattern as someone else, and it is causing tension between you.
This is usually unintentional, and can be frustrating for both people.
Guy 1: "Dude, you're kinda getting on my nerves today"
Guy 2: "Sorry man, I'm not trying to do anything on purpose"
Guy 1: "It's alright, I think we're just not landing on the same rock"
by cavey123 March 17, 2022
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Moon Landing

A sexual endeavour between two people, a Moon Landing occurs when one person is on their hands and knees, whilst another gets behind them; normally a position know as doggy or doggy style.

Before the person at the rear enters the person on there hands and knees, they spread talcum powder (or similar dry powdery product) over the bum cheeks and bum hole of the person on all fours.

As the person at the rear is preparing to "land" (enter the other anally with a penis or strap on toy or whatever they both should wish) they say in a walkie talkie voice "*walkie talkie break* landing in T minus 10 seconds!". They then start counting down from 10 (still in walkie talkie voice if they should choose) slowly thrusting their hips forward at a pace which would allow them to "land" at the count of zero.

As the person counting gets to 2, the person on all fours pushes a fart out, ideally sending the dry powder into the air simulating the moment at which the capsule landed during the official moon landing and the small thrusters sent moon dust flying.

At the point at which the rear person enters the person on all fours, the person on all fours may wish to proclaim "this is one small step for man" to which the person at the rear should respond "one giant leap for man kind"
Me and my partner decided to stage a moon landing last night.
by J.Clemintine February 6, 2025
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