shit fart

the act of shitting your pants after you fart

when you got to take a shit reall bad and the fart cant wait, splat its a shit fart

by Anonymous March 31, 2003

fart ventriloquist

(noun) A fart ventriloquist is someone who is capable of creating the appearance that their fart originated from another person. This person can elicit much joy in his or her observers, but to the detriment of the poor sap who has been targeted.

-Holy crap! Do you smell that?! Ewww!! Adam farted!

(*shreeks and screams of those within the smell-zone*)

-Dude, I totally just blamed that fart on Adam.
--You damn fart ventriloquist. You'll pay for that. You and your stank-ass.

by The Supporter May 20, 2007

Fart Boner

A condition where a person has to fart so bad they become erect; A condition where a person has such a satisfactory fart they become erect.

"Dude, I just shit my pants. I think I have a fart boner."

"Oh man, I'm going to shit my pants. I'm getting a fart boner."

by Jake Adams November 7, 2007

fart bubble

when you fart and it gets stuck between your buttcheeks, so you have to do a littl wiggle and picking to get it out.

emma, i ate chipotle today, and i'm having major fart bubbles right now

by harambeismylife September 16, 2016

rapist fart

one of those farts thats reaallly bad for a couple seconds, then leaves

that was a rapist fart, bad for a little bit then gone

by HEINLY June 1, 2003

Fatherly Farts

When dads fart in a cheesy-funny way in order to embarrass children

Father- Hey, pull my finger!
Kid- DAD!!! Fatherly Farts again!?!?!?

by TheAntiItGirl April 3, 2010

Fart Door

colloquial phrase for one's asshole.

noun - I have a tickle in my fart door.

adjective - This fuckin' fart door still owes me 130 bucks.

by Shmulie Mendel February 7, 2012