A bendy one

What you say as a response when someone says they are "as straight as a ruler"

Tim: What? You think I'm... I'll tell you right now, that I'm as straight as a ruler
Bob: A bendy one.

by HolyFatherFucka December 23, 2010

One or many

The option given to someone acting reckless in any given situation. The individual in question is given the question "one or many" in reference to how many times they will have to get hit in the face before they shut the fuck up.

"You were disrespecting my homeboy for real dude. One or many?"
"What?! Get out of my roooooommmm!"
"Many."
*First person proceeds to hit the second one in the face 8 times*

by Js1112 September 6, 2011

eight + one

Yet another term for a blazer more specifically a 9 mill.

" as he pulled out his gat I made a run for the eight + one"

by the guillotine industrialist April 27, 2005

That One Fag

A name given to internet comedian Ray William Johnson by some of his audience.

ME: Did you watch RWJ's episode yesterday?
Friend: Are you talking about that one fag?

by Phoxiel September 10, 2011

snap one

to take a shit or to otherwise defecate

Where's the bathroom cause I gotta snap one

by dick June 18, 2005

The One Shoe

A shoe that has lost it's SOLE mate, ha ha. A disgarded lonely shoe, that can be seen on any street across the nation, symbol of disposible society.

You know, there’s a lot of things wrong with the world, famine, war, slavery, rape,
abuse, drugs, the list goes on. But let’s not talk about them; let’s talk about the serious
stuff. For instance, The One Shoe.

by Beadle September 29, 2003

I'm on one

Same as saying "I'm on a roll". The saying means you’re doing well, you are successful or you are excelling at a task/job/life.

wow you got three promotions in one year!" "yea, I'm on one.

by twooni August 15, 2011