super straight

A man who wants to identify as a cat but is too scared of what others will think, they ask for catnip on their birthday and piss on all your carpets

Person 1: why is your boyfriend pissing on your carpet? And why does he have cat ears on?
Person 2: oh don’t mind him, he’s super straight

by Gothyyxx September 4, 2022

Super Straight

A super straight person is someone who enjoys shitting in ash trays. Some super straights say its a hobby for them but others say its their fetish.

“Noahs a super straight”
“Actually? Maybe we should shit in ash trays together”

by BuzzBuzzBitches August 2, 2022

straight joesph

an expression of agreement, mainly used when baking cookies at the bakery

"lets go cheef that"---"straight joesph"

"thats straight joesph"

by joesphjoe February 12, 2010

Straight Superiors

A term used to describe how a Band has gotten all "perfect" scores from the judges, but completely fail on the sight-reading test.

Good job, Band! You got straight superiors! Too bad you didn't pass the sight-reading portion...

by BandMan February 7, 2014

hollywood straight

A person who lives their public life as a straight person, but is really gay. His/her close friends and family know, but no one else. closeted, in the closet, gay, lesbian, on the down low

Yeah, John is hollywood straight, he goes out with hot models, but has a boyfriend named Tom that he sees on the side.

by joecoolthefool January 8, 2016

straight ace

A person that doesn't feel sexual attraction (asexual or ace) but romantic attraction towards the opposite gender (heteroromantic).

A: "Have you seen Sara and her boyfriend?"
B: "I thought she was asexual"
A: "Yes she is but she is straight ace"

*PLEASE ONLY USE THIS WORD IF THE PERSON IS OK WITH IT!!
MANY HETEROROMANTIC ASEXUALS FEEL INVALID WHEN THAY ARE CALLED "STRAIGHT" ACE.*

by asobiko-chan December 17, 2016

Super Straight

Super Straight is for men/women who date normal men/women. And contrary to the belief that everyone who is Super Straight is some dumb transphobic shit, we are playing by your rules. Dipshits.

A: Hey, I'm Super Straight. Do you accept me?
B: Yeah.

by Dust Mouse March 26, 2021