- Some chick got dicked live on Twitch and only got a seven day ban, whereas I got permabanned because some rando yelled the gamer word over the mic.
- What did you expect from Simp HQ!?
- What did you expect from Simp HQ!?
by Mephisto, the Lord of Hatred November 5, 2022
Get the Simp HQmug. Damn Johnny saw that girl by the bar and he’s been following her around the whole cruise but won’t even talk to her. He’s really stealth simping out here.
by Str8F4cts June 8, 2020
Get the Stealth Simpmug. A SIMP that will attempt to hit on a girl and play it off as a joke. This typically manifests in incels that lack the confidence to actually declare their attraction to a female. You can easily spot one of these grotesque creatures if you call them out on discord for it and they respond "bro I was joking" or "dude I was being ironic."
Girl: "Jeez, I've been in my house all day because of COVID. I really should get out more!"
Guy1: "I'd love to take you out"
Girl: *quiet*
Guy1: "HA I was being ironic"
Guy2: "Holy fuck Guy1 is a fucking Schrödinger's SIMP"
Guy1: "Bro I was just joking"
Guy1: "I'd love to take you out"
Girl: *quiet*
Guy1: "HA I was being ironic"
Guy2: "Holy fuck Guy1 is a fucking Schrödinger's SIMP"
Guy1: "Bro I was just joking"
by YouGoodBro? November 17, 2020
Get the Schrödinger's SIMPmug. by BigDaddyJoel November 28, 2020
Get the loyal simpmug. Emily is the definition of a SIMP. She likes to go for noodle head looking boys who are addicted to nicotine. All Emily’s need a reality check to stop simping for these boys who are not IT.
by the answer to life April 16, 2020
Get the Simp emilymug. Def: The art of simping for one named Charlotte. Being in a state of puppy love for one named Charlotte.
Written by Alexis, the OG Charlotte simp!
Written by Alexis, the OG Charlotte simp!
by the OG Charlotte simp. August 6, 2021
Get the Charlotte simpmug. by skidd18 February 4, 2020
Get the uber simpmug.