when your dick is so large that it rips your partner from her vagina to her bunghole, and your creampie runs through the uni-crack into her asshole.
"Dammit Tim, you ripped me and gave me a uni-crack!"
"It's okay Tina, I can use this opportunity to give you a River of Excellence!"
"It's okay Tina, I can use this opportunity to give you a River of Excellence!"
by jacksonbarr May 19, 2016
Get the river of excellencemug. Marty ate a plate of greasy chow fun at the Hunan restaurant next to the bus station then he had an all-day lucky river.
by Hot Franklin January 31, 2022
Get the lucky rivermug. by Wolfpack definitions 69 March 13, 2019
Get the river thotmug. While walking along the Esplanade, I spotted several Charles River Jellyfish bobbing along the riverbank.
by e-vigilante March 3, 2023
Get the Charles River Jellyfishmug. Refering to the group of kids from Hoover,Alabama who anually take a glorious ride down the beautiful Cahaba river with cigs, beer and vodka in hand. it consists of 2 champs AKA wrestlers..2 soccer pussys and one shitty baseball player. Every year the group grows which usually ruins the sanctity of the whole trip but its fine..the cahaba river rats will live on forever.
person 1: Did you see those fresh looking kids floating down the Cahaba this morning?
person 2: probley those old Cahaba river rats
Person 3: yeah, you can hear them at all hours of the night screaming "Cahaba!!!" "what?!?!" "Cahaba Riverrrr!!!"
person 2: probley those old Cahaba river rats
Person 3: yeah, you can hear them at all hours of the night screaming "Cahaba!!!" "what?!?!" "Cahaba Riverrrr!!!"
by lucas1399 April 24, 2011
Get the cahaba river ratsmug. by hashtagretweet October 20, 2017
Get the river jetmug. “Damn Johnny’s really fuckin giviner on the river over there”
“I’m gonna need you guys to giver on their river today”
“Giver on the river bud”
“I’m gonna need you guys to giver on their river today”
“Giver on the river bud”
by anonymous February 18, 2022
Get the Giver on the rivermug.