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Crossbow Queer

Refers to a subtype of queer/sexually ambiguous people becoming more prevalent in society and popular culture. Traits include:

- Constant low level rage
- Armed, but in a cool way
- Loves animals, probably more than most people
- Leather jackets for days
- Probably rides a motorcycle
- Would straight up commit war crimes for those they love
- Either completely fearless or absolutely terrified
- Actually just an absolute sweetheart

Examples include: Rosa Diaz (Brooklyn Nine Nine) and Daryl Dixon (The Walking Dead)
That guy with the leather jacket and the resting bitch face is SUCH a crossbow queer
by Elk0 April 21, 2020
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Consensual Queerbaiting

When you're watching a show that only has cishet couples, but you ship the gay couples that you see, even though you know they will 100% not become canon.
Man, this show is so straight but the chemistry between the girls is amazing!
It's consensual queerbaiting, consent is what matters
by stickersonalaptop September 29, 2020
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eddy queer cowap

a strapping young bloke who's dick is bigger than his crippling self confidence issues. A fine specimen of the young gay twink that gets pegged by tubbo ben while moaning ackson manbun's name. A deeprooted love for curvy, lush women and a master of blood-bending.
lily: 'did you bleach your pubes?'
ponyo : "yeah, they're blonder than eddy queer cowap's"
by glizzygobbla7427 February 20, 2021
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weather queer

When the weather just can't make up it's mind about whether it's hot or cold.
Mark: We got 87 degrees yesterday and now today it's like 29.
Daniel: Florida is so weather queer lmao
by knuckles0 January 26, 2021
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Revenge queer

Being queer for the sole purpose of getting back at someone.
Dam this guy I knew in college fucked his ex gfs new boyfriend to get back at her!! He’s not gay but he did it for revenge, he’s revenge queer.
by Ray and Albert May 3, 2021
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Atomic Queer

"hey did you hear that ATOMIC QUEER posted?"!
"yeah it was so funny"

"his stories on insta are always so funny!!"
by dbisshksbakanakbsks November 23, 2021
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SCUBA Queer

Someone who becomes confused around SCUBA gear
Donnie bout' lost his britches when he done seen that SCUBA set. I think he's SCUBA queer.
by SCUBA Sammy March 10, 2022
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