pitch a dick

Verb; To react (or overreact) in an ungraceful and panicked manner to an unexpected occurrence, much as one would if a dismembered dick was dropped into their hand without warning.

"The second I saw all those bears, I pitched a dick right out of there."
"Pitch a dick, lads! It's the police!"

by MajorKade December 9, 2015

pitchin' a hissy

Maritime Canadian term for "snit", "fit, "strop", etc... Variation of "hissy fit."

"Look sideways at 'er and she'll start pitchin' a hissy..."

"Seamus had to work late. Buddy, but did he pitch a hissy..."

"The club didn't carry Crystal Head. She pitched such a hissy..."

by Maritime Girl June 24, 2016

Patchway Whore

It is a person of high standards until she has had a drink and starts acting in a whore-ish manner! For example if you are on a night out she would be the first one to take her bra off and be in a wet tshirt competition, dancing on a bar in slag pants, loving the attention from men!!

#PW #wettshirt #haventreallygotanystandards #alwaysonetoomany

Look at that Patchway whore on the bar!!

by BlackSheepSlumdog July 28, 2016

Petcher

To yell as a lecture, or complain while lecturing.

Boy 1: Ms.Thompson "Petchered" me today after class

Boy2: Petchered mean?

Boy1: Basically it's a bitchy lecture

Boy2: Ms.Thompson seems like she'd do that

by John Hardstick July 31, 2016

petch

A wild attack of the face, arms, and neck.

She's petching again. Call emergency medical services. I fear the worst is yet to come.

by Judith Sheindlin October 21, 2016

Patching

To go for freshman boys no matter what their age. And to not use common sense.

She's 18 and she's still Patching.

by Rabbitlover101 November 18, 2016

Pitch

A partially smoked cigarette that has been put out with the intent on smoking the remainder at a later time.

Hey, did you smoke my pitch I left outside?

by Boner Roo November 25, 2016