tele-poop

when someone talks on the phone while taking a poop.

Dude, the other day Marybeth called me while i was taking a dump. After about a five minute conversation, i let out a huge fart...she knew right away that she was in the middle of an intense tele-poop.

by nastydandude May 21, 2008

Poop of No Return

When you're close enough to your destination that it doesn't make sense to stop and poop, but far enough from home that you wouldn't have been able to go before you left.

Bill passed the rest stop and tightened his grip on the steering wheel. It was going to be close, since he was 15 minutes from his grandma's house, but he had passed the Poop of No Return.

by milkacows_mom April 8, 2010

Poop Sprinkles

When you take a bath and you wash your asshole, and you find a little piece of shit stuck to the hair of your asshole, and you take it out and let it linger in the bath whilst bathing yourself.

"Oh, yeah, Monica like last night when I took a bath, I found poop sprinkles floating around my asshole."

by littlepoopsprinklez June 24, 2014

The Poop Loop

when you have a great bowel movement and need to tell your best friends how great it was.

I kept Tiffany in the Poop Loop when I texted her with glee after taking a marvelous shit.

by Uncle Joosie February 5, 2018

No Poop July

You heard it right here fellas, no shitting for the rest of July or else

No poop july is exactly what it sounds like

by nlolhere July 8, 2020

Poop on a spoon

it is poop on a spoon noting else.

its poop on a spoon

by poop on a spoopn July 27, 2016

pooping off

Jacking off whilst pooping.

Trent: Mom, don't interrupt me while I'm pooping off
Trent's mom: Sorry son
Trent's Dad: hurry up, I wanna poop off too
Trent: Wait your turn

by Yung Pizza May 6, 2014