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Minge Poker

Another word for a man’s phallus.

This phrase will typically be used when one is acting silly.
Hey Bob put your minge poker away no one wants to see that!

Bill don’t be a minge poker
by Subordinate Ninja March 27, 2026
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Dr Maury Pooper

I'm sure glad I went and saw Dr Maury Pooper.
by LongB December 11, 2008
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the horizontal poker

Mean , Sex . Good , dirty, hot , wild sex! lol
Karita why was you over bobby's house ? , did y'all you know?

No , Rick we didn't do the horizontal poker !
by Wizdee May 10, 2011
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peanut butter pooper

A person, who leaves large dollops of "peanut butter like" shit on the inside of the toilet bowl. Usually found at the workplace, but can occur in the home. The peanut butter pooper is notoriously hard to identify, and is thought to be a supernatural/mythical being in Indian cultures of the American southwest.
The "peanut butter pooper" had struck again, leaving large clumps of crap all over the toilet bowl in the employee break-room.
by Tink Tink 27 January 3, 2017
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Buffet party pooper

Someone who attends a birthday party at a buffet restaurant but only consumes a small salad or soup, then refuse to pay the full buffet price when the bill comes. Or only pays a small amount that he/she feels covers the cost of the food that was eaten.
Friend: Wait a minute, you still ate something, so you still need to pay the full buffet price of $25.99 per person.
Freebooter: No, i only ate a salad, which doesn't cost the $25.99 price
Friend: What???......That's not the point of this situation......so basically you're a buffet party pooper!!
by Yuppy September 25, 2017
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pain in the pooer

Something annoying or difficult to do. British.
Martin's coming over later.

Really? That's guy's a real pain in the pooer.
by Shuaman April 18, 2019
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The joker poker

The joker poker is a sex move where u keep poking ur dick in her ass every time u poke u make a joker laugh
I pulled the joker poker on her last night
by Evil492 April 25, 2021
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