Only fir trees should wear tips

A forest-conservationist's verbal equivalent to da large-mammal-lover's "Only elephants should wear ivory" saying.

Tipping trees for making wreaths has never been a good idea --- i.e., only fir trees should wear tips, and it harms the tree to remove them --- but it's not even necessary if you want wreaths to decorate your house, since so many inexpensive and perfectly-suitable artificial wreaths are available that not only look just as good as natural ones, but last for many years if properly cared for.

by QuacksO November 15, 2025

Q-Tip the Abstract

Sexy, sexy, sexy man. A member of A Tribe Called Quest, the greatest rap group of all time. He is amazing at everything and is also good in bed

"Camron has I.B.S. :pray: :orangutan: :pray: i love Q-tip the Abstract so muhc :pray: :heart: :I.B.S.:"

by Q-tip the abstract :pray: March 27, 2022

Q-Tip

A q-tip is something that’s bad for you but you’ll keep doing/using it anyway.

“You shouldn’t use q-tips, they’re bad for your ears”
“I’d still q-tip it”

by UrbandictionaryisntalljokesANN May 24, 2019

Just The Tip

Being deceived by another for one another’s pleasure of shortcomings

When Cuz came for Xmas the neighbor decided to give him just the tip he ended up stay long and coming back for the sauce

by Karter21 December 29, 2021

I Do Not Want Hair On Lips, Only Left Vermillion Border On Tips.....

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I Do Not Want Hair On Lips, Only Left Vermillion Border On Tips.....

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 17, 2025

Cow tipping

The act of having sex with an overweight girl.

Todd and his chubby chaser buddies went out to go cow tipping.

by himbimbly February 9, 2015

Linus cunt tips

An asshole on discord

“Suck my dick you fucking bitch”

“I will leave”

“No you won’t bitch you have done this multiple times”

“Fuck you Linus cunt tips “

by Linus cunt tips May 11, 2021