Spoon

Shovels, but for foods.

John: "I can't wait to eat with my SHOVEL!"
Jane: "Do you mean spoon, you dumbfuck?"

by Mei ChingChong August 20, 2020

Spoon

An insult that can also be used for anything. It does not mean anything.

‘Don’t be such a spoon.’

by dOnt Be So cHIldIsh May 01, 2018

spoons

Liam paynes biggest fear

what's Liams biggest fear? spoons.

by meerah October 04, 2020

Spoon

A obsequious human being that feeds other plaudits through desperation of being accepted and conforming with the majority

I'm tired of this spoon telling everyone what they want to hear

by Draco Mandelbrot January 16, 2022

Spoon

Someone who creates a lot of drama. Someone who is a sh*t-stirrer to such a large degree that they would be considered the ‘spoon’ that stirs the sh*t.

“Karen is a total spoon we can’t spend one day together without some type of drama.”

by Lord Margar December 14, 2019

Spoon

Another term used to describe typically a high school/ secondary school student who is a "goody two shoes" or a "teachers pet". This use of the term originates from Hadleigh High School in Suffolk England.

"Wow she is being such a spoon"
"Look at *Name* spooning the teacher"

by Guilhem991 February 06, 2018

Spoon

'Idiot' in Scotland. Used as a pejorative.

"@realDonaldTrump they voted to REMAIN, you spoon" . In response to 45's tweet during his 11/7/2018 visit that praised Scotland for breaking away from the UK.

by CrusherWill July 11, 2018