toilet blocking

Kinda like cockblocking but different: when you have a roommate who's always in the shower when you badly need to use the toilet.

When I got home from class yesterday I really needed to drop a deuce but as usual, my telepathic roomie was toilet blocking me so I had to poop in my trash can.

by skeptic_here May 16, 2016

Beaver block

Not a cock block but a beaver block (for use for lesbians only!)

"Don't beaver block me!"

by The original beaver April 18, 2016

Block Vision

A term used for showing alert and having awareness. When you are posted on the block (Block as in Life itself), you watch everything and never get caught lacking.

How did you let her cheat on you?

You don't have any Block Vision!

Where Is Your Block Vison? You Scared?

by Jimmyflame April 18, 2016

Wok Block

When you take actions to prevent someone from enjoying the many pleasures of a Chinese Buffet.

We couldn't go to the Chinese Buffet for lunch because Steve is against buffets. He's such a wok block.

by Katax July 21, 2016

Block Banger

Someone who talks shit in person while in their own safety.

John talked shit to bob while he was in the car driving away or johnny was talking shit to billy while he was few feet away and running away at the same time. These types of people are known as Block Bangers

by wjd.ssg February 15, 2018

Prankster's Block

A term used similar to Painter's Block or Writer's Block when a prankster is unmotivated by lack of creatively and in complete boredom to pull even a simple prank.

"Mayla's going through some Prankster's Block right now."

by WerewolfQueen November 17, 2020

Smock blocked

When your cute waiter's crotch is blocked from view because they have a smock or apron covering that area.

I was trying to peep what my waiter was packing in his pants, but I got smock blocked.

by ThirstyLittleMoose October 21, 2020