butt goon

a joking insult. something you call one who is being a doofus.

bunghole buttmunch doofus putz fartknocker poophead

Hey Shana, stop being a butt goon!!!

by buttgoon August 3, 2016

Butt Dynamite

Used to define a gassy explosion out the butt. It usually follows a large dirty mexican burrito with an orgy of hot sauces. Often seedy, often burns.

BOOM! Goes the Butt Dynamite!

by Night Hawk & Cyber Wolf February 27, 2011

butt lamprey

One who survives not by his own virtue or hard work, but by consuming the excrement of others by continually hanging on to those others' rectum. See 'butt leech'.

"Motorola management is nothing more than a collection of in-bred butt lampreys."

by arf_burnt January 27, 2010

Butt Coffee

When you take a shit and it comes out almost entirely liquid except for sharp parts that have a texture similar to coffee grounds.

Marge: Homer, you look terrible! What happened?
Homer: I had butt coffee.
Marge: Eww...

by KalloFox34 May 10, 2019

Butt bomb

This is when you cum in someone so hard that it feels like an explosion went off in their butt.

I just butt bombed Sydney earlier today.

by Tigercat34 January 8, 2019

Butt Sniffing

Slang; when you meet someone new and aren't convinced by the front they're putting on, so you do some digging into their background to try and find dirt on them.

Alice: Hey Bob, what did you think of our date yesterday?

Bob: It was fine. But I Googled your name when I got home and found a mugshot of you. Why did you rob a bank?

Alice: Wtf, quit butt sniffing!

by UTMcGee February 26, 2020

butt worms

n. worms, normally nocturnal in nature, that enter and exit through the anus

Last night my butt worms peeked out to say hello.

by Allen Schmidt May 8, 2003