bar furniture

Stools; a slightly cryptic way to talk about poop in polite company.

Man, I need to eat more fiber. I haven't seen bar furniture in days.

Dude, you should go shower, you totally smell like bar furniture.

by chinesedentist December 15, 2010

bar code

How to act while in a bar or saloon. A set of rules.

Is it against the bar code to wear my top hat?

by mic17 December 28, 2013

Man Bar

Red wagon or portable hand trailer filled with ice and choice of ones favorite beer and or liquor.

I am taking my Man Bar trick or treating tonight so I have a constant supply of Alcohol.

by Cambro69scotty November 2, 2010

Bar floozy

A black haired whore that stays at the bar and leaves her child with anyone that will watch him maybe even a sex offender

Lacey is such a bar floozy

by Chickennnnnnsssssss November 3, 2019

No bolds barred

Overt usage of font formatting giving text that ransom note appearance

Th typeface blog had No bolds barred

by Hercolena Oliver April 18, 2010

Zig Bar

(1: The term Zig Bar, Rig Saw or anything that sounds alike to those is a mating call often heard in the hills of Irvine, Kentucky. During the winter male hillbillies come out to do their Zig Bar mating calls.

(2: Xanax Bar.

"ZIIIIGGGGGGG BAAARRR!"

"Zigz bars!"

"Excuse me mam, Can I get 3 packs of Marlboro 72's and 2 Zig Bars?"

by giggity ziggity zig bar November 18, 2011

bar shuffle

A bar shuffle is a solution to the common problem of when there are two non adjacent empty bar stools. It is when someone moves to an adjacent empty seat at a bar in order to allow for the two empty seats to be together so two people can sit next to each other. Sometimes the bartender will ask people to perform the bar shuffle, and other times a kind patron may offer.

Excuse me, do you mind doing a bar shuffle so these two people can sit next to each other?

Do you guys want to sit? Let me bar shuffle to the seat next to me so there’s room for both of you.

by Salty fish November 9, 2017