monogamachination

An adulterous relationship between two married individuals in which both cheating parties demand fidelity from the other.

When his adulterous affair with Lois began, Carl swore an oath of monogamachination that has kept their chicanery in a state of bliss ever since.

by Sarr•kas•tick Fu•k•er June 14, 2018

MONOGRAPHEMONYM

A word created out of another word by adding one additional letter.

THERE is HERE with ONE extra letter. It's a MONOGRAPHEMONYM.

by MaxWilder1 February 28, 2018

monoploly

Getting fucked over by everything all at once.

One a man was monoploly by his entire day.

by Drowen0703 March 3, 2018

Monorailing

Verb, "To monorail" - Sex act where two men stand facing each other with tips of erect dicks touching. One man moves his fist back and forth over both penises, from the base of his, to the base of his partner's, and so on. The fist is the monorail car, the touching dicks are the length of track.

"Dude... did you and James fuck yet?" "Naw, man. We did some monorailing, but that's about it."

by reftsh July 5, 2018

Monotonous

Bueller

The teacher in Ferris Bueller’s Day Of sounded monotonous while calling role.

by TurtleLover2232 July 28, 2018

monopoly

An evil game leading to nothing but family wars and flipped game boards. Money and pieces end up everywhere. The youngest sibling ends up sobbing. All hell breaks loose, as this game was designed by the devil himself.

The family never spoke to each other again, for, they played monopoly.

by Chaos monkey August 1, 2018

Monoautonourishment

The act of eating one handed whilst driving a motor vehicle. Be it car, bike or otherwise.

'Terrance, I was really struggling on the long drive down here but then remembered I had a sandwich in the glove compartment, so I then commenced monoautonourishment'
'Good work Reginald'

by Torakvf44 August 6, 2018