Mother of Mayhem

When something stupid or a bit bizarre is said or anything is exciting is when you use it

Holy Mother of Mayhem that was a great shot!

by therealsteph February 21, 2016

abusive mother

The mom who keeps slapping u and is abusive to you and grounds u for having a 99% on ur test

" mom!! I have AMAZING NEWS!! "
"UGH WHAT? "
"I GOT A 99 PERCENT ON MY TEST!! "
"your happy about that? "
"Yes? "
"WHY THE HELL DID U NOT GET A 100%?!! "
" NO MOMMY NO!!! "
The next day
"Dude I got a 99 percent!! What did u get? "
"Same but my mom was mad and abused me"
" damn u have an abusive mother! "
"Yea.. "

by Mr. Alli the girl and man May 27, 2022

word to your mother

Word to your mother was a phrase used back in the 80s and 90s. Though it was originated by the African American community, saying to keep it real or to respect the motherland, it then became the retarded phrase of white boys trying to act gangsta. They sound so gay and make respectable white people like me look like the skid-mark on the underpants of society when they say it. Thanks a lot Vanilla Ice.

Black guy 1: "Yo nigga, what's happenin'?"
Black guy 2: "I'm fine, man. Keepin' it real."
Black guy 1: "word to your mother."
White boy who overhears the conversation and immediately thinks thinks of ice ice baby: "What's good, niggas?"
Black guy 1: "What you call us bitch?"
WB: " Yo man, keep it real. Word to your mother."
Black guy 1 knocks him out and he and Black guy 2 laugh and walk away while listening to the Beastie Boys, a well respectable white hip hop group.

by fatjamarcus October 02, 2010

Badass Mother Fucker

Quentin Tarantino, director.

Devin: Did you see Pulp Fiction?
Alex: Naw.
Devin: Well that Quentin Tarantino is one Badass Mother Fucker.
Alex: I heard that shit.

by Dalex November 26, 2005

Crack head mother

A mother that put low effort into improving her acts she may not give a Fu*K about everything. Crackhead moms will compulsively lie to loved ones to get her daily dopamine fix. She may say she will improve her life but after some days she will go back to her normal crackhead ways. In a nutshell.

Bye I'll be right back just going to the store to get some crack... I mean milk. Crack head mother

by Ok thanks for nothing July 14, 2020

holy mother of balls

Holy Mother of Balls is when an event is so profound, so amazing and awesome, that a single ball will not suffice, the Holy Mother of Balls needs to be referenced.

Holy Mother of Balls, did you just jump that gorge on your motorcycle?

by InkMan November 17, 2013

black mother fucker

Some one that rides on the back of the bus.

"I want to write on the front of the bus, too bad i'm a black mother fucker."

by Liam boiii September 11, 2020