jumped shit

Vine is shutting down all the viners have jumped shit to Instagram
by SlayerThePlaya January 26, 2017
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November 12th is national jump your bestie day. On this day we celebrate by jumping our best friend
girl: omg guess what! it’s november 12th! you know what that means..

bestie: oh no..ITS NATIONAL JUMP YOUR BESTIE DAY

girl: *jumps bestie*
by Lotuslightlili November 10, 2022
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jump-off night

The night before Valentines day when you take out the person you're sleeping with behind your husband/wife/girlfriend/boyfriend's back see jump off. Because you can't take them out on Valentine's Day, so you have to take them out the night before. Jump-off night activities include renting a hotel room by the hour and buying your Boo slutty crotch-less panties.
My boyfriend refused to take me out for Valentine's Day. When I badgered him for a month straight about why he finally confessed that him and wife of five years have had long-standing plans on Valentines Day at their favorite restaurant and he could only take me out the night before. That's when I realized that not only that I was his jump-off night lay.
by zolabean February 08, 2011
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jumped on the grenade

A female in a group or in a pair, that's not attractive. The one no one wants. But since she's not attractive and doesn't get the same attention as her hotter friends she gets jealous and turns into a cock block.
"I was hangin out with a buddy and took one for the team, jumped on the grenade to divert her attention."
by CaptainAmerica0329 September 26, 2013
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jumping po

JUMPING PO LOVES TO BOUNCE UP AND DOWN AND SING A SPECIAL SONG!
person:hey have you heard off the new jumping po toy

person that got infected by jumping po: JUMPING PO LOVES TO BOUNCE UP AND DOWN
by Louie_thecutestpug July 08, 2021
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jump sharp

Dress up quickly. Get ready for a night out in a hurry.
Man, you jump sharp in a hurry.
by Vf500f November 22, 2018
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Jump The Shark

When a TV show does something to cause its ratings and viewership to decline and never recovers. A point in the show where everything afterwards is downhill.
Killing off Detective Eddie Torres, eliminating the r&b club Natalie's, and moving away from the hip hop culture it was known for caused the police series New York Undercover to Jump The Shark.
by TommyNoleBuc October 13, 2022
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