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Joke Diarrhea

A phenomenon in which 1 or more people go on a spree of unintentionally telling really bad jokes or implementing poor humor into their conversation within a period of time.
Guy 1: What does a nosey pepper do?
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: It get's jalapeno business

Guy 2: That is possibly the shittiest joke you have told within the last 10 minutes.
Guy 3: Yeah. You must be having joke diarrhea.
by A Fucking Pinecone August 3, 2016
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joke masturbation

The act of laughing at or enjoying your own jokes to such an extent to which it may be seen to cause you arousal.
Steve: Don't you find it weird how Dave always laughs at his own jokes? They aren't even funny...

James: Yeah, he's really into joke masturbation.
by MegaP143 May 29, 2017
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Joke

The word that people use when they describe you.
Person 1: Hey! Whatcha doin'?
Person 2: You're a joke.
Person 1: *uncontrollable weeping*
by Ash2007ger May 31, 2021
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Spencer Joke

A Spencer Joke is a joke that used to be interesting/hilarious (not at all to begin with), and become not funny due to the repetitive amount of times the joke is being said.
If Spencer says the joke "Like having meat in your mouth", I will lose my mind because it has now turned into a Spencer Joke.
by Reppingthe954 May 7, 2022
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Inside Joke

A joke that a certain group of people get until explained
(Kyle) Hah, like Ankle Phone!
(Jocelyn) Yeah!
(James) What?
(Kyle) It's an inside joke, we saw it on an ad where a guy had a phone on his ankle.
(James) Oh. Thats not funny.
(Jo&K) Fuck you
by 16bitten June 26, 2023
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i'm not even joking

A phrase said when you say something so outlandish or unrealistic that one may believe you are just saying it as a joke and don't actually mean it, so you say this to make it clear you're dead serious.
Person 1: HOLY SHIT, MY FAMILY JUST GOT SHOT TO DEATH BY A BANANA!!! I'M NOT EVEN JOKING!!!
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Joke

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by Haiku1302 June 27, 2017
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