hello internet

*dan leans into screen* hi. my name is *cups hands* dan
dan howell’s first youtube video

whenever dan is shown hello internet, he cringes

by B0WT13S January 4, 2021

Manning the Internet

Spending too much time on MSN and not enough time out with friends. People who man the internet believe that it will fall apart if they don't spend all their time monitoring it.

Dan : 'Where's Ed tonight?'
Chris: 'He's at home manning the internet'.
Dan: 'What a looser'.

by dan squared December 7, 2006

Halasy's First Law of Internet Interaction

For every action, there's a social media overreaction. See also: Rayzl's Corollary

Tumblr exemplifies Halasy's First Law of Internet Interaction.

by Andrastegb February 23, 2015

internet cool

Someone who is internet is far from cool in real life. And I don't mean that they are nerds that people have actually heard of I mean those inbetween kids that you see in the hall and wonder if they're new, when you've seen them before and have went to school with them for 5 years. They go into chatrooms with retardly random names that are nothing like their real names to trick people into thinking they are clever. They make lots of e-friends by seeming to be nice/normal at first but then use the power of their internet popularity to be a total dick. Most people stick by the internet cool person to appear internet cool aswell. The internet cool person then becomes a total smartass to everyone and they all make internet inside jokes and get on the computer whenever they can.
They mostly always say things like:
Ohai, Lulz, Bai, Kthxbai, Guise, etc.

internet cool person: ohaiguise.
normal person: wtf.

by fgtftw October 26, 2008

Internet Lesbian

A straight hot woman willing to do girl on girl sex for a chance to become famous in the internet porn world.

I wouldn't mind taking a shot at that Internet Lesbian and testing her true sexual identity.

by Jayophonic May 7, 2009

internet explorer

A browser that comes standard with Windows. It was once one of the best, but has since become outdated and susceptible to Spyware and viruses. The worst thing about it is that it can't really be removed from Windows, especially since some sites only work with IE.

I started Internet Explorer and started cursing at the flood of pop-ups.

by El Singario October 2, 2005

Internetting

Verb: The act of using of the internet. i.e. surfing the world wide web
Infinitive: To internet

1. The other day I was internetting, and I found a video of a dolphin taking a bong rip.

2. Bro, do you even internet?

by Heisenberg's Pimp April 29, 2014