Cranky Bean

the female form of blue balls

Girl 1: I really wanted to get it on last night but he had whiskey dick!

Girl 2: Damn! He left you with a cranky bean!?! That's harsh!

by guesswuttbubblebutt June 6, 2012

Bean teaser

A personal massager; a vibrating dildo.

Person 1: "Becky just ordered a new bean teaser." Person 2: "Bean teaser?" Person 1: "A vibrator. You know, for teasing her bean."

by mask_it_or_casket July 2, 2020

Bean huckle

Another name for a vehicle

Get in your bean huckle and come over.

by Househopper May 31, 2017

bean play

When someone takes their fingers and gently fondles and caresses your nads.

When I go to the massage parlor, I always ask the nice Korean lady go "nice and soft," which means in the end I'll be getting some bean play.

by Rhett Perry January 5, 2008

Bean Supreme

The act of tricking someone into performing 69 but only to dip your dirty dick into their mouth, pinching their nose shut, and violently fuck their face.

The woman was in tears of joy after receiving a bean supreme.

by TheBeanSupreme July 18, 2018

Bean Roaster

A bean roaster is the Mexican equivalent to a rice burner. It's a shitty little car that's been tricked out with spinning chrome rims and possibly a spray painting of mother Mary on the hood. What it lacks in power, it makes up for in impracticality; it's not fast and it's definitely not furious, but it's guaranteed to turn heads at any quinceanera.

1. Did you see that bean roaster running from the cops? Those cholos are loco!

2. Dammit! Some bean roaster just cut me off the road!

by Young-Master-Bates January 22, 2019

Ten Beans

adjective, 1. high-grade. 2. the number of seeds of the Cacao tree (cocoa beans) you would pay for a nice looking whore one thousand years ago. Actually, you could probably get a good deal for eight, but it doesn't have the same ring to it.

Dude, that chick is totally Ten Beans.

by Little Joe McCarthy Boyd August 27, 2005