A bed
hobo is a person, whom once in bed, can’t get up and refuses to do ANYTHING for themselves.
Example of a bed
hobo “I have no legs, I have no legs while clicking together empty dishes Piled by the bedside and looking longingly at a partner”
Another example of a bed hobo is someone who wakes up a sleeping partner, who has legs, to get up and get them ice cream or any other snack in the night.
A bed hobo
will collect garbage around one side of the bed and then pass the garbage to a partner whenever they are getting up to
go for a
pee in the night.
Bed hobos
may be unaware or very self aware and well strategized.
Some are sneaky and
will gather up bed garage (Empty ice cream containers, bowls, drinks, cheese) on your side of the bed and claims it’
s yours. Saying “you need to clean up after yourself” Hehehe