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Zig fresh

Sped show, sped show, sped show!
Saw this shem at the gas station earlier, he was a zig fresh.
by Rubes December 31, 2021
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Fresh Grievious

An act of intimate romance in a threesome, the Fresh Grievious involves the co-operation of 2 females and a male.
With the male lying down, a female partner with the other behind her would give the unreluctant male a handjob from both of their hands resulting in a total of 4 hands on the male's genitalia. In a stroking pattern, the leading female would force the male's genitals onto her chest repeatedly while screaming in pain. The male has no other option but to tolerate the pain and agony along with the sweet pleasure of a 4 hand jackoff.
husband : i'm feeling kinky today, honey

wife : lemme call Emily, we've been wanting to do the Fresh Grievious since Star Wars.
by zukelliot September 5, 2012
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Fresh Berry

by eugene 123 January 30, 2022
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faux fresh

Cornbread that is topped with butter and microwaved. It's like it's fresh, but it's not.

Can sometimes refer to any room temperature food that is revamped via butter and microwave. But mostly just cornbread.
They have cornbread in the dining hall today! Faux fresh time!!
by madam333 January 22, 2011
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The Fresh Jefferson

The appearance of an afro that has been freshly showered. Damp, not much hair up the top and droops down but still retains the curls, as such the hair resides mostly near the back and sides.
Yo he's rocking The Fresh Jefferson *Insert Luigi Boccherini: Minuetto*
by ..e.. December 14, 2020
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fresh jar of skippy

Slang for anal sex following extensive rimming or a good lubing
Q: How was the anal?
A: Smoother than a fresh jar of skippy
by CovidConvo May 26, 2022
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