Ford

The slowest, stupidest, most expensive pice of shit money can buy. Someone who owns a Ford is likely stupid as all hell.

Dude one: I got a Ford
Dude two: ha gaaaay
Dude three: should have got a Chevy dumbass

by TheactualsmRtone January 17, 2016

ford diesel

A person who has sds (small dick syndrome).

Yo, Gillespie drives a ford diesel.

I feel bad for him. Hopefully they come up with a cure for it.

by fetty wap69 March 26, 2016

Ford

When someone has a big, broad forehead. Mostly when their hairline is pushed back.

"Yea that hoe last night had a ford"

"Ikr man thought that thing was finna run me over"

by ManBat August 1, 2016

Forced perspective

Forced perception is when you take a photo or create a false vision where size is in equal proportion.

If you place a foot right up close to the camera and have a person far away, but in alignment with the foot to create the illusion of a giant stepping on them. That is forced perspective.

by Faceman101202303 July 27, 2016

fore boob

The area above the breast that is equivalent to the forehead of your face.

Wow did you see Kaylin showing off her fore boob today?

by Squid734 July 1, 2016

forced wipe

when you are sitting in a bathroom stall done with your business but you still sit there because you are reading on your smartphone and someone walks in, prompting you to put your phone away and wipe your ass

Thomas: Andrew did you finish reading my email on our new research report

Andrew: Sorry, I was half way through in the can and then I had a forced wipe. I will read it later.

by highyieldjoe February 26, 2017

Ford

Ford is the worst car company created. Ford makes vehicles that are fixed or repaired daily, and many of them are f**ked on race day.

My ford had to get pulled out of the mud by a sweet Chevy the other day.

by EGGSareAWESOME April 4, 2017