That Damn Finger

The finger is always the reason for everything. The finger is immaculate and ethereal. If you do something and blame something on the finger, no matter how bad it was, you will be unscathed.

Example 1:
Howard: “LMAOOO, NO WAY U JUST AIRBALLED A LAYUP.”
Benny: “It was that damn finger!”

Example 2:
Grayson: “Yo, why’d u fly all the way out to Columbia last night to tickle my grandma?”
Jayson: “Bruh, it must’ve been that damn finger!”

by poopingchicken191 December 12, 2020

Finger Pile

A woman being fingered by multiple people.

That chick had like three guys fingering her, it was a total finger pile.

by chet cummings13 April 27, 2009

Next Finger

When your on Chatroulette, and your pressing next so much that you next an attractive person.

Girl 1: UGH can we be for real.. like I dont want to see your weiner..
Girl 2: ya I know... NEEXXT
Girl 1: OMG I ACCIDENTALLY JUST NEXTED THAT HOT GUY...
Girl 2: Next Finger... awkward

by Jessica835 November 3, 2010

Special finger

When you are driving in your car and somebody’s being an idiot you give them your special finger more specifically your middle finger

That’s right kids! Your dad Is mad feel free to use your special finger!

by Charbroil5 June 14, 2018

Trout Fingers

A person personified by the image of someone slurping down a slimy, skinless fish finger.

Dan and Jim are such trout fingers.

by Trout Fingers March 22, 2018

finger jerk

The act of getting fingered then proceeding to give half a hand job. Ejaculation is not required on the male's part.

Danielle totally finger jerked that guy last night!!!

by FJ sandwich September 26, 2011

Buckle Fingers

When you accidentally drop your wife on the dance floor

John: Woah, did he just drop his wife while swing dancing?

Jay: Yeah, he has Buckle Fingers

by El bearded Jaun June 7, 2018