evan sais

He is an awesome person who have a big penis.

Your such an Evan sais

by Jac is the November 23, 2016

Evans

Un ornithorynque avec des cheveux bizarres. De plus le Evans ne sait pas réellement marcher il va plus se promené comme un handicapé

Personne 1: regarde s’est Evans

Personne 2: il est vraiment bizarre regarde son visage il resemble a un ornithorynque

by Ramenboyyyy December 6, 2021

Glenn Evans the III

He is the a sexy ass motherfucker,the goat, and a hero. Respect the goated WR
Birth: June 23rd 2004
Fun fact his favorite food are hotdogs.

I wish I was Glenn Evans the III so I could be the goat-Alexis

by Vincent Vega's long lost son. December 16, 2019

miranda evans

a very gorgeous girl with tig ol bitties. usually described as breathtaking and hilarious. awesome and fun person to be around.

wow i wish i was as gorgeous as miranda evans

by cellulitetittywhale April 22, 2019

Evans

To make room for some more food

I’m stuffed, I’m just going for an evans

by Evski January 13, 2021

Evan

A whore, extremely unloyal.

“Wow he’s such a whore.”

“What an Evan.”

by DefinitelyNotBrianna January 29, 2020

Evans opinion

Straight factual perfection

Evan: she is fat

Person1: I agree
Person2: I agree

Person3: I agree
Person4: I agree
Everyone at the same time: Evans opinion is spot on, your so cool Evan, thank you so much Evan

by Iffycreator October 30, 2019