The woodpecker effect is a signature sexual move that can be performed by anyone with a sizable nose (the bigger the better) but primarily by Jed,to give you an idea Moses, one of Jeds close friends, once began talking to a plastic herron mistaking it for Jed.
Summed up by the great DJ/Electrician/Plumber/Shop assistant/Butcher/Delivery man/Entertainer/Bodger Fudge in the following way:
'Jed gets his nose, shoves it in between her legs, right into her gash then fucking woodpeckers up and down like its some sort of fucking tree, daft prix'
This is essentially THE WOODPECKER EFFECT.
Summed up by the great DJ/Electrician/Plumber/Shop assistant/Butcher/Delivery man/Entertainer/Bodger Fudge in the following way:
'Jed gets his nose, shoves it in between her legs, right into her gash then fucking woodpeckers up and down like its some sort of fucking tree, daft prix'
This is essentially THE WOODPECKER EFFECT.
'I tell you what sally, Jed didn't half give me a good woodpeckering last night'
'Bloody hell, I feel like I've been woodpeckered, see any herrons about last night!?'
'I'm getting well good at the woodpecker effect lads'
'Bloody hell, I feel like I've been woodpeckered, see any herrons about last night!?'
'I'm getting well good at the woodpecker effect lads'
by Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa April 21, 2008
Get the woodpecker effectmug. –noun
1. the practice of representing or depicting a photographed object at a 45 degree angle.
2. a method of employing the apparent horizon as a descriptive, narrative or symbolic artistic device.
1. the practice of representing or depicting a photographed object at a 45 degree angle.
2. a method of employing the apparent horizon as a descriptive, narrative or symbolic artistic device.
After three beers, she couldn't hold the camera straight... check out the Mendez Effect in this one!
by Alattah April 27, 2010
Get the Mendez Effectmug. A state of confusion and retardedness that makes it seem like your baked/high and paying no attention whatsoever. You will also seem really, really out of it and "happy".
"Dude, did you do your algebra homework last night?"
"Did I go home and sleep with a bush?"
"No, did you do your homework?!?"
"Oh, uhh, no."
"Damn you, Cobain Effect."
"In a recent study, it is found that 1 out of 4 people will experience 'The Cobain Effect', which makes you seem high and unaware of what a person is saying. It just happened to me like 5 minutes ago!"
"Did I go home and sleep with a bush?"
"No, did you do your homework?!?"
"Oh, uhh, no."
"Damn you, Cobain Effect."
"In a recent study, it is found that 1 out of 4 people will experience 'The Cobain Effect', which makes you seem high and unaware of what a person is saying. It just happened to me like 5 minutes ago!"
by David789 April 18, 2008
Get the The Cobain Effectmug. The natural tendancy for a group of people (consisting of more than three) to, at some point during a gathering, become amassed on a bed or bed-like area (a couch, the backseat of a car, possibly even the floor) in a slightly compromising manner.
This is not to be mistaken for an orgy, or anything of the sort. Clothes are (generally) left entirely in place. The only defining characteristic is people lying together.
It has been postulated that this effect is caused by an unknown element residing within our universe. Accepting that any new-found element would be most likely radioactive, the as of yet undiscovered element is thought to contain only a partial proton in its nucleus giving it a fractional atomic number.
This is not to be mistaken for an orgy, or anything of the sort. Clothes are (generally) left entirely in place. The only defining characteristic is people lying together.
It has been postulated that this effect is caused by an unknown element residing within our universe. Accepting that any new-found element would be most likely radioactive, the as of yet undiscovered element is thought to contain only a partial proton in its nucleus giving it a fractional atomic number.
by MiKaiser December 1, 2006
Get the Kaiser Effectmug. A rather intelligent tactic first developed by Omarosa from "The Apprentice" and used by pre-dominately black women on reality t.v. shows. These women utilize their 15 minutes of fame on the reality shows wisely by playing the role of a bitch and becoming the villain in order to gain more roles on television.
By using the Omarosa effect, New York from Flavor of love ws able to get on Flavor of love 2 as well as get her very own reality show.
by Alpha6 February 5, 2007
Get the Omarosa effectmug. The effect noticed when sleep-deprived friends spend enough time together that nearly everything becomes funny. Mundane, everyday, happenings become ridiculously hilarious, and normally funny jokes become so hysterically laugh-out-loud funny, you'll be in danger of dying from asphyxiation. Named because the SNES game "Lemmings" quickens the onset of the Lemmings Effect.
"What're those two laughing so hard about?"
"I think one of them dropped her pen. That's the Lemmings Effect for you."
"I think one of them dropped her pen. That's the Lemmings Effect for you."
by Kishmo November 24, 2004
Get the Lemmings Effectmug. The 007 Effect (also called James Bond Effect) is a theory in propaganda and political circles, whereby the first detailed opinion/summary that someone hears or reads on a particular topic, is the one they are most likely to adopt.
Called the 007 Effect - in reference to the James Bond character - as there is highly anecdotal evidence that the first actor someone sees play the chacater of James Bond, is the one they prefer (i.e. someone who saw their first Bond film in the 1960's will tell you Sean Connery played the best Bond, however those that saw their first Bond film in the 1990's will tell you Pierce Brosnan is the best).
Called the 007 Effect - in reference to the James Bond character - as there is highly anecdotal evidence that the first actor someone sees play the chacater of James Bond, is the one they prefer (i.e. someone who saw their first Bond film in the 1960's will tell you Sean Connery played the best Bond, however those that saw their first Bond film in the 1990's will tell you Pierce Brosnan is the best).
Mike: Hey, John I hear that Dave got fired? You guys had lunch all the time didn't you?
John: Yeah, he was let go last week. The wierd thing is our Manager keeps going on about why he got fired - showing me emails and letters. If you ask me, that's just wrong - that's confidential information.
Mike: Well, that's the 007 Effect for you. Management know that you will probably catch up with Dave sometime soon.
John: Yeah, he was let go last week. The wierd thing is our Manager keeps going on about why he got fired - showing me emails and letters. If you ask me, that's just wrong - that's confidential information.
Mike: Well, that's the 007 Effect for you. Management know that you will probably catch up with Dave sometime soon.
by buckonz January 1, 2012
Get the 007 Effectmug.