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1. The phenomenon where dried semen crusts over the outer labia like icing on a day-old Krispy Kreme—usually found on women with more traffic than a gas station toilet.
2. A visual cue that someone’s last good decision was three bodies ago. Often accompanied by the scent of regret and a faint Wi-Fi signal labeled “DADDYLEFTAGAIN.”
1. The phenomenon where dried semen crusts over the outer labia like icing on a day-old Krispy Kreme—usually found on women with more traffic than a gas station toilet.
2. A visual cue that someone’s last good decision was three bodies ago. Often accompanied by the scent of regret and a faint Wi-Fi signal labeled “DADDYLEFTAGAIN.”
“I swear, I went down on her and it looked like a pastry war crime. Full-blown Donut Glaze Syndrome. I had to floss my beard with shame.”
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I was worrried about this chick Tiffany’s assholes demise that I met on tinder! So I took the common courtesy of giving her a Peruvian glazed donut to to numb it up before I crispy creamed her
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1. A stupid unimaginative person, incapable of imaginative self-expression or creativity.
2. Another way of saying "cookie-cutter" therefore meaning Generic, uninspired, and lacking in originality.
3. A fat-shaming slur used when referring overweight policemen that are excessively fond of donuts and pastries. (mainly heard in San Francisco and Los Angeles).
4. In the mid-west US; prison slang referring to the anus of a prisoner that has become inflamed and loose through excessive anal intercourse. Also used to refer to prisoners that are accused of excessively enjoying anal intercourse.
1. A stupid unimaginative person, incapable of imaginative self-expression or creativity.
2. Another way of saying "cookie-cutter" therefore meaning Generic, uninspired, and lacking in originality.
3. A fat-shaming slur used when referring overweight policemen that are excessively fond of donuts and pastries. (mainly heard in San Francisco and Los Angeles).
4. In the mid-west US; prison slang referring to the anus of a prisoner that has become inflamed and loose through excessive anal intercourse. Also used to refer to prisoners that are accused of excessively enjoying anal intercourse.
1. I hate movies starring Adam Sandler, he is such a donut template.
2. That boy band is so cookie cutter , they should be called The tone-deaf donut templates.
3. The cops in our neighborhood are such donut templates they only leave their cruiser to go for more donuts and coffee ,... or to pee.
4. Leroy is the bitch you want to see for busting a nut in here, he's such a a donut template that he only charges three cigarettes a go.
2. That boy band is so cookie cutter , they should be called The tone-deaf donut templates.
3. The cops in our neighborhood are such donut templates they only leave their cruiser to go for more donuts and coffee ,... or to pee.
4. Leroy is the bitch you want to see for busting a nut in here, he's such a a donut template that he only charges three cigarettes a go.
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