doctor livingstone

A long-missing explorer and missionary, David Livingstone, who was found in Africa by British-born explorer Henry Stanley in 1871.

Also online name of blogger of undiscovered treasures - www.doctorlivingstone.info

"Doctor Livingstone, I presume?"

by Doctor Livingstone May 16, 2005

Doctor Dope

A doctor who will give a prescription (or sometimes free samples) for any drug that a patient asks for.

I went to Doctor Dope and got a bunch of diet pills, pain pills and sleeping pills.

by wichita June 28, 2008

Doctorjonn

an extremely nasty and obscene pic or link
Generally snuck into the conversation surprising the recipient causing extreme disgust and at times even leading to nausea

also known as docjonn

Oh snippity that nicca just Doctorjonn 'd my ass with a pick of a dude sticking a gopher down his dick hole

by vulgar½ August 2, 2008

Documental

When you are assigned so many back to back documentation tasks at work (read, write, review, comment, update) that you start to go completely mental.

"What are you up to this week?"

"Documental. I've been writing specifications for the last 3 weeks straight and I'm going insane"

by Joost911 August 9, 2012

dock head

Use instead of 'dick head' to avoid swearing.

Joey - "Ey, easty, are u down at mellands tonight?"

Easty - "No"

Joey - "Dock head"

by pesci180 November 20, 2013

perve doctor

a doctor that just plays with your balls for 5 minutes to tell you something stupid like
"you have an expanded bladder"
or
"you need to stop peeing when you get really excited"

Yo mang, i just hit up the perve doctor because i have a bladder infection, and he just rubbed my balls for 15 minutes then told me to take these pills.

by AreJayMurray November 26, 2006

Legal Document

One who abides by all laws, loves to play cop man, is a snitch, goes and gets coffee every morning to patrol the school parking lot, makes you have parent permission for everything, doesn't care to trust anybody, very uptight, has their head up their ass, usually is someone in higher authority than you, reports crime, and follows the dress code every day at work or school. This person follows all of the rules, even lame rules.

"Sir, do you have a pass? No? What is that a phone, give me your phone."

"Well, my friend, you are a Legal Document for trying to be so law-like."

by Elite Enemy December 29, 2007