Dildo

1. a sex toy, often explicitly phallic in appearance, intended for bodily interaction during masturbation or sexual intercourse.

2. Lead singer of the band pairemoore.

Dildo started singing at the sexy, young age of 69

by dildoslap February 20, 2009

hobo dildo

it is when a hobo takes a shit puts it in a freezer and shapes it into a dildo

person1: you see that hobo there
person2: ye

person1:he's makin a hobo dildo
person2: thats just dirty!!!

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 5, 2009

dildo cozy

A gay man, slut, or just someone you dont like's ass-hole

close yo dildo cozy man, It's reekin' in here!

by JoelC! May 1, 2006

organic dildo

A dildo consisting of a slug of solid human organic exudite waste. Generally employed in a bout of coitus.

"He bent over, spawned an organic dildo, pulled it out, and shoved it up her ass."

by Pierre December 28, 2005

pirate dildo

a frozen peice of shit in the shape of a penis. Used to stick in your "vagina" or "anus".

My friend has 12 inch logs, so i got him to shit and i froze it and i put it in my ass.Yummy.pirate dildo.

by mike hunt April 18, 2004

Dillon

The biggest bitch you'll ever meet in your life. This asshole has a knife in his pocket at all times. Is secretly gay and a huge burden. Avoid at ALL costs!!!

SHUT UP DILLION!!

Bus Driver: SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!

Kylee: who is that?
Me: Who do you think?
Bus Driver: DILLON SIT DOWN
Kylee: oh right "him"🙄

by #Jazer05 September 6, 2016

Dillon

Dillon Tall lanky boy, has a billion freckles you could prolly connect the dots on his body...is pathetic and oblivious to life.

jeff: whos that tall lanky boy over there

scott: uhhh oh thats dillon

(HI DiLLON)

dillon : *looks, shrugs, and turns back around*

by liam davidson December 14, 2010