Covid Crutch

Things that were done pre pandemic that could still be done during the pandemic but service providers use Covid as an excuse for not offering it.
The manicurist used the Covid crutch to get out of the shoulder massage. The waitress that servers us 4 courses used the Covid crutch to not wrap our extra food.
by anonymous January 15, 2021
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Super Covid

When Luke has a fever of 104 and above, body aches, ears ringing, and my ears won’t pop! Hopefully this will all be over in 5 days or less! But super Covid last 13 days!
Well babe it’s official, I finally got the super Covid symptoms this is terrible!
by Big daddy L2 December 20, 2022
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Covid-🏴 ☠️

When pirates or sea thieves have been kept busy figuring out how to take advantage of the surge in cargo ships passing by their coastal lands to raid and rob them during the coronavirus pandemic.
Thanks to Covid-🏴 ☠️, Somali marauders have had a boon time attacking a number of ships this year in spite of the economic pains brought about by Covid-19 at home—they sell their loot to buy food to survive the pandemic crisis.
by Covido December 13, 2020
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Covid Clean

So clean that the COVID-19 virus can’t survive
You won’t get sick from my cook’n, my kitchen is covid clean.
by Dodeki April 03, 2020
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COVID-9999

Why the COVID-19 pandemic will never go away.
The COVID-19 pandemic will never go away because it turned into the COVID-9999 pandemic.
by URB4N D1C710N4RY April 16, 2021
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Covid Fart

When you uncontrollably cough from covid that you end up farting from the force
I need to change my underwear after that covid fart
by Hiroslayer January 14, 2022
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Covid kid

Anyone between the age of 4-12 years old who experienced the 2020 Coronavirus pandemic
The year is 2038.

Jimmy who is 9 years old asks his father. "Were you a Covid kid dad?"
by DeadBread September 12, 2020
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