Comedy goalie 

A person who reveals certain embellishments of another person’s comedic story or joke thereby making the comedy less funny. This act is sometimes done intentionally (stating facts) or accidentally (asking too many questions).

I understand that bananas can’t knock on doors! Stop being such a comedy goalie!

Comedy goalie by Tommy Nomore May 9, 2021

here comes the brick

Meaning "You will shit a brick when you hear this next thing I'm going to say."

Billy: I just watched The Sixth Sense, and you better put on your Depends because here comes the brick, Bruce Willis is dead the whole time.

Timmy: Lemme guess, you've been living under a rock for the past 10 years.

Billy: How'd you know that?

here comes the brick by indiancorn November 12, 2009

Tile Comet 

When one exits the restroom with a lengthy piece of toilet paper stuck on the bottom of their shoe.

Albert walked out of the restroom with a very lengthy Tile Comet on his right shoe. He tried to use his left foot to remove it, then ended up with a Tile Comet on his left shoe as well.

Tile Comet by I forgot my name!!! March 29, 2010

Owen-Comering 

Masturbating In a Class and or Before class.

Student 1:I love Owen-Comering in P.E.
Student 2:How do You manage that with out anyone seeing you?
Student 1:I hide in the bathroom stall

Owen-Comering by OrgyPig March 18, 2011

here comes Pacman 

YO YO YO YO YO, WHAT IT IS MOTHERFUCKERS

Hey Pac-Man, what's up?

ME YOU BITCHES, I'M HIGH ON CRACK! WANNA FREE BASE?

No Pac-Man, drugs are bad!

Yep, can't help you man.

PUSSIES!!!!

Ah shit, here comes Pacman!

here comes Pacman by Vaxen July 11, 2018

here comes the party 

raze's fucking ult to legit destroy you, there is no escape

Raze: HERE COMES THE PARTY! Cypher: fuck

here comes the party by come on lets go November 4, 2020

comeback 

Comeback-ing truly is an artform. Attempted by many, mastered by few, it is art of quickly replying to an insult with and even better insult. To conquer the skill of the comeback there are 2 skils necessary; Quick wit and originality.

Pimpely faced person: Hey!
Loser idiot boy: Omg! have you heard of Pro-Activ?
Pimpely faced person: It's a part of growing up, not that you would know!
Random guy who pops up: Snap Crackle and Pop!

guy: Yo mamma is so fat she is like a whale! hahaha
other witter guy: Yo mamma's so fat i burnt my ass on the light when i was fucking her last night!
Guy: ... *punches other witter guy in balls to try and prove his manlyness after being completly owned*

A few weeks later....

Guy: yo mammas so fat i burnt my ass on the light last night when i was fucking her
other wittier guy: Dude, if i wanted my own comeback i'd wipe it off your mums face!
Guy: ...
Other wittier guy: *runs away because he doesnt want to get hit in the balls again and unlike the other guy he learns from his previuos experiences*

comeback by e-foshizzle March 14, 2008