Clearwater Coffee Filter 

First you take off a woman's panties and have her hold them over her face. Take a shit on the panties and then piss on it so it filters through onto her face.

That chick was so freaky, she let me give her a Clearwater coffee filter.

Clearwater Coffee Filter by lcbaby April 18, 2007

choppy coffee

Choppy Coffee is a drug that you chop up and snort. Such as coke, meth, or anything else you can get your paws on to get that razor blade out and line em up. Plan for prolonged hours of daylight and interupted sleeping habits, but a damn good time!

I got some great Choppy Coffee last night and threw a huge Bender Party at my house! I've been up for f-ing 2 days and still raging on!

choppy coffee by Prozic December 13, 2005

Brazillian coffee filter 

Having sex in a Restaurant bathroom on Valentines day.

This is a recent description based on advertising suggestion by some new york restaurants that customers should engage in a tryst out side the bedroom this valentine's day. This phrase is used to obfuscate and confuse the compeition. And Brazil is sexy, but coffee filters are not. The combination excites the senses.

(setting: man 1,2 and woman 1,2 eating dinner at table)

Man 1: So, I need to go look for a "Brazillian coffee filter, I'll be right back.
Man 2: What the heck are they talking about?
Woman 1: That sounds interesting, I'll give you a hand you.

(man 1 + woman 1 go to have sex in bathroom)

Woman 2: I'm glad they are gone, what movie do you want to see after dinner?

Brazillian coffee filter by slacking at work February 4, 2010

A little cream in my coffee 

A black guy who dates white girls. Or vice versa.

Everyone wants a little cream in their coffee

A little cream in my coffee would be nice

A little cream in my coffee by DizzyLizzy February 14, 2007

Rock-Coffee 

The use of rock music to either wake ones self up, or to keep someone awake. Particularly when behind the wheel of a car.

Tim had a long road trip ahead of him so he used some rock-coffee to keep himself awake.

Rock-Coffee by Zach Attack 360 March 11, 2010

Weekend Coffee 

A coffee that you drink on the weekend. During the week, you drink coffee out of necessity. Your job is hard! Waking up sucks!

Then, the weekend comes. You drink a coffee because it's delicious and gets your brain going just in time to read a book, play some hacky sack, or do absolutely nothing all damn day long.

"If it's Sunday, you know it's weekend coffee."

Weekend Coffee by Motorcycle Todd June 19, 2013

detroit coffee 

A ghetto drink made by preparing coffee with coke-cola instead of water (served cold).

"Treyvon stayed up all night after he drank three Detroit coffees."

detroit coffee by Zim-Zamer April 30, 2014