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grind the coffee beans

what thieves say when they are in the middle of robbing a store and a cop shows up and they have to leave.
Thieve 1: the cops are here!
Thieve 2: time to grind the coffee beans
Thieve 1 and 2: *leave*
by damb_man July 7, 2018
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coffee

Term used by the dolan twins stan twitter geoupchat to express a gossip or personal information belonging to someone else; the tea ; the scoop; news
by Risa. August 5, 2018
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Tilt the Coffee

by ecks of dee August 11, 2018
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Coffee

She almost died but then took a sip of coffee and lived
by Beautifulkamrynnn January 23, 2019
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Coffee Shark

When a glass of coffee is spiked with a floating sunstance.
"Man, i never expected to get a coffee shark"
by Penbutt er September 6, 2018
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coffee

coffee: life support
by pudge2359 September 19, 2018
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Small Penis Coffee

A small penis coffee is usually, but not limited to having an excess of added flavor pumps, bright additive food coloring, extra whipped cream, and chocolate syrup. It is always brewed by coffee companies who have to compensate for their low-quality coffee by completely disguising it with additives.
Student #1: Why does the coffee at Meantime Coffee Co. taste so much better than that place on Frankin Street?
Student #2: Because Meantime Coffee Co. actually cares what their coffee tastes like and they don't have to compensate by making SPC or small penis coffee.
by E.A. Davis September 28, 2018
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