Clap

Something your dad is good at doing to your mother

Your mailman clapped the shit out of your cheating mother

by SuperClapMan69 January 13, 2024

Boner clap

V. After a stellar blow job, you slap your flaccid cock on her face in congratulations.

Jennifer gave such a great blowie, she deserved a good boner clap.

by SarahKelly April 19, 2020

Clapping with the Choir

Farting in church.

Sister Joy needs to stop eating cabbage or join a Pentecostal congregation, she was really clapping with the choir last Sunday.

by Ibn al Khawadja November 2, 2013

Clapped

To be so fucking ugly, you need the physical punishment of being smacked in the face.

To be or not to be clapped, is all about how fast your mirror shatters in the morning.

"That bloke over there is totally clapped, am I right?"
"Yea how does he even look at himself in the mirror?"

by C_Leader November 8, 2018

Thunder Clap

When she shits in your hands and then you clap.

When she gives me a Thunder Clap I pretend Im one of those monkeys with the cymbals! Really turns her on

by Redshadow203 September 12, 2023

Shrek Clap

When someone messes up in a sport, turn the lights off and clap above said person’s head while wearing a mask. Then proceed to have the people around to tie them up and dry hump them.

Jimmy needs to be Shrek Clapped, he missed a tackle in our game.

by 5 big guys May 24, 2024

Clapped

Someone who is undoubtably unattractive and not pleasant to look at, quite often is extremely obese and stinks

“Bro did you see Madhav’s new girlfriend?”
“Nah man I don’t believe it because he’s so clapped “

by Skinnylegend369 February 9, 2021