Chris normally has a very tiny cock often compared to a shrimp.
he often brags about his cock being giant but in reality, it's very tiny
he often brags about his cock being giant but in reality, it's very tiny
by The god himselft. ;0 October 26, 2020
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AKA Boss, Winner, One Shreaded Ninja, The Wong Guy.
AKA Boss, Winner, One Shreaded Ninja, The Wong Guy.
Look at that Boss over there - he's almost as good as Chris Wong? hahaha only joking, no one is as buff as Chris Wong.
no homo.
no homo.
by deadlifter88 October 27, 2011
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Chris the Elf is very aggressive, loves fortnite, and is pretty short, standing at 5'6.
Chris the Elf is very aggressive, loves fortnite, and is pretty short, standing at 5'6.
by bOI LEVEL 2 June 5, 2019
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by It’s_ya_boi October 8, 2019
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He is truly ghoulish in personality traits but on the outside appears normal, only by wearing the sunglasses from They Live can you see what he truly looks like.
His known aliases including Cyan-King, Fake Andria Kilgore, and 78MagnumXE.
He has a disgusting obsession with wanting to get rid of Mariana but his plans always end up being backfire much like with Wile Coyote.
He is truly ghoulish in personality traits but on the outside appears normal, only by wearing the sunglasses from They Live can you see what he truly looks like.
His known aliases including Cyan-King, Fake Andria Kilgore, and 78MagnumXE.
He has a disgusting obsession with wanting to get rid of Mariana but his plans always end up being backfire much like with Wile Coyote.
by Shapeshifter June 9, 2012
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from the 2022 Oscars with Will Smith and Chris rock
from the 2022 Oscars with Will Smith and Chris rock
by alexAMK10 March 28, 2022
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by Xxxxx465 October 31, 2011
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